Health: Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face...

By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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By Ouchhh - 25/05/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I leaned back and bumped into one of my mom's plants in the window. The good thing was that I caught it before it fell and shattered. The bad thing was that my mom likes to keep cactii in the window. I can still feel thorns I haven't managed to pluck out yet. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2017 06:03

Today, I purchased a cactus in a cute little pot and put it on my windowsill so it could get sun. Unfortunately, that's also where I have my alarm clock. Guess which one I grabbed in the morning. FML

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By thanksdad - 16/03/2014 19:28 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

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By TheSublime - 21/10/2009 13:54 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a friend redecorate. She had put up some shelving, that we presumed was stable. It broke, and all the expensive vases and collectables fell to the floor. On instinct, I leapt forward to catch the closest thing. It was not the expensive vase. It was a cactus. FML

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By yomamma787 - 24/11/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I was outside, peeing on a cactus. Then all of a sudden my dog jumped on my back, knocking me into the cactus. FML

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Shout the victory

By dogpatch087 - 02/01/2020 03:00 - United States - Ventura

Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML

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Blind rage

By prickly - 11/10/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML

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By Anon - 24/03/2012 02:42 - United States

Today, while hiking and wearing sandals, I stubbed my toe. This wouldn't have been so bad had it not been into a cactus with 3 inch thorns. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2014 17:51 - United States

Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML

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GigaB 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:38

don't sleep under a cactus?

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 July 2011 1:27

Faceplant.

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Rightio 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:20

This has happened to me before :/

specialneeds 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:27

oooooops

fk123 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 7:48

I'm sorry I read this and I laughed so hard

i_love_cashew15 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:02

why were You sleeping under ur window sill? xD

i_love_cashew15 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:02

why were You sleeping under ur window sill? xD

PandaPandy 6

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:17

Why? Why do you have a cactus right over you when you know if anything were to bump it, it would drop on your face?

lukeypucky21 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:28

your hot:)

hayp98 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 8:48

omg sounds painful!

Irishxoxo 2

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:16

Umm either you have a really low bed, or a really high window.

Christonarhino 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 9:24

Did a pet push it? Or was it a ghost? Otherwise I'm confused as to how it just randomly fell.

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