Intimacy: Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody....

By runescapeftw - 29/12/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, the police called and told me that they had Alex in custody. Apparently, she had public sex with another woman and wants me to come bail her out. Alex is my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2011 20:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me to pick her up from jail. She'd been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2021 08:00

Today, my mom walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. Later, police turned up because mom thought she was underage. I had to desperately prove to some very angry officers that I met my girlfriend at university, and she’s almost a year older than I am. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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By whyme102008 - 13/07/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

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By why.mom - 21/08/2019 00:01

Today, my mom got arrested for statutory rape. She apparently had sex with my best friend during a cookout, which was to celebrate my dad's cancer going into remission. FML

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Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Taylor Easley - 17/03/2012 04:53 - United States

Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:17

ROFLMAO, only in America Always wanted to say that, haha but truly FYL

schwinn11 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 23:37

So your mom likes get'n it on with other chicks in public, sounds like my kinda woman. 10 bucks says your mom is more popular with your friends than you are!

Comments

Eff_Itt 20

Monday 16 August 2010 22:51

Okay, the publicly having sex with another woman IS disturbing. But the fact that she is atracted to women isn't. I'm bisexual, and my best friends mom is a lesbian. The world is full of people like us, so get over it.

igotnerve 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 19:56

don't worry she's just probaly going through a mid-life crisis....

HockeyDude15 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:12

fyl

threeminutesfrom 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 5:19

sounds hot

bonghits4jesus 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 1:50

uhhh

MetalLetteRaver 0

Friday 3 June 2011 2:26

Haha. That's ******* awesome.

dragonstrike94 8

Friday 14 October 2011 2:43

Would it be wrong to say that's hot

piwikiwi93 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:53

Not quite like a pro..................I have nothing left to say.................................

willb2107 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 12:21

If this was his dad and another dude, everyone would be like omGzzz yukkk!!! gay ppl r so wronG! But since it is two girls, right on! Society is weird.