By triple l - 15/10/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, the police searched my house because my neighbors thought we were aiming a gun with laser sight at them. We were only getting our daft dog to chase a laser light around; we don't even own any guns. FML
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rattusrattus 18

Excessively paranoid neighbours, never a good thing.

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sandinthewaves 5

Lol, those people watch too much tv.

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karlee333 11

Paranoid neighbors much? Maybe it's their house that the police should have been searching..

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stash01 0

What did you do to them in the past for them to think you might try to kill them?

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supportcommand 17

You live in America and don't own a gun?? That's very un-American of you. You need to shoot over to the closest 7-11 and get one and become paranoid like the rest.

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ballpython 15

The only guns they have at 7 eleven have orange tips and require caps, or they squirt water.

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TheDrifter 23

No, he means to buy them from the dude in front if 7-11, not from the store.

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supportcommand 17

You have to go there when "slick" is working. Do NOT speak to him. Stand next to the magazine rack, cluck like a chicken twice , then once, then twice more. Slick will handle it from there. Good luck.

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lambda_fml 40

The next time they barbeque call the police and say have burnt their house.

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TheOnlyX 11

I saw "daft" and thought it was going to proceed with "punk"....let's just say I am now saddened.

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Rodders_SOTC 1

This is why rednecks shouldn't be allowed to watch TV

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Oh_So_Klassical 18

I've had the same thing happen. My then neighbors said we were growing pot in our backyard. It was just a bunch of poison ivy. The cops weren't too happy about that. When they went over to talk to them about not finding anything, they found pot plants at THEIR house. Ironic huh?

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KiddNYC1O 20

Freaking idiots dimed themselves out.

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noisebox 1

If you know the neighbors who called I would give them shit for being retards, and for possibly almost having you gotten killed...

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KellyPeterson92 10

Haha I would ask them where their evidence was and their warrant and politely shut the door. There's no way I'd let a cop even in the door with a silly accusation like that!

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