Miscellaneous: Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend...

By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2012 02:55 - United States - Covington

Today, the power went out in my area. My wife and I were bored so I lit some candles, poured some wine, and left little to her imagination about what my intent was. We cuddled a while and as I leaned in for a kiss the power came back on. She was more excited that the WiFi was back than anything. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2018 01:30

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me the only reason he has stayed with me for the last 6 months is because of the Netflix account. FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2012 05:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 20:00 - Netherlands - Valkenswaard

Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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By noooo!!! - 19/04/2012 18:45 - United States

Today, I made my brother go to the grocery store to get some frozen pizzas. Ten minutes after he left, the power cut out. Still no power. Still hungry. FML

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iheartkanye 8

Tuesday 9 April 2013 0:52

I think the powers out in his brain too...

McNikk 15

Tuesday 9 April 2013 0:55

If he was talking about watching Netflix on a smart phone or a tablet than he might have a point.

Comments

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:01

Everybody has a Derp moment. Cut him some slack.

seriouscat 11

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:03

I lose hope every time I read FML. Unless you guys have a tablet, iPhone, Or something else you could watch Netflix. If not, then your boyfriend is an idiot.

tazrichie 11

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:07

If he was talking about a smart phone then......

stevothedevo 25

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:08

You's couldn't find something else to do other than watch movie's? Piioww piioww

Shmatterhorn 38

Tuesday 9 April 2013 5:46

At least until the battery runs out...

skatecboy45 8

Tuesday 9 April 2013 6:06

In his defense, there are phones with Netflix apps.

mullisupreme 16

Tuesday 9 April 2013 6:31

dont know what it is that binds men to television so intensivly. really annoying!!!

mememaker 0

Tuesday 9 April 2013 7:14

Lord, "BUT WE HAVE NETFLIX" can become the next biggest meme in the Internets. "Mr. President, North Korea just launched a full scale nuclear attack on Seoul!" President says: "But we have Netflix". Basketball player just misses the last three-pointer that could swing the game, and he says: "But we have Netflix". Damn, that is good.