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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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sweetalicious 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 9:32

ur a jerk. one day u will be working for her, you'll regret being mean then. and FYI, nobody is ugly. we're all beautiful, and you deserve evrythng for challenging that, karma will get you.

trippyshitt 1

Friday 14 October 2011 5:52

Lmao. You're not pretty either, hun. So "don't be such a GANK!"

Impulseforyou 6

Sunday 6 November 2011 6:55

Hmm...how do I put this in a way you can understand: oh wait.... Karmas a bitch... Bitch.

hypnotoad04 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 18:37

You mean the second ugliest girl.

sfroro 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 16:33

That's not an fml.. F her life, Apparently she's ugly AND a bitch

Beccuh 6

Sunday 25 December 2011 4:51

Maybe the OP is very beautiful & the ugly girl is jealous . That's how most teenage girls are.

Haha_no_123 11

Thursday 26 January 2012 1:30

Maybe she's telling you something. Which is "ewww look whos talking" and to stop being a b***h by calling her "the ugliest girl in the school"

monkiki62 5

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:06

Ydi. How can u call her the ugliest girl n then whine when she looks at you and says eww? She prolly knows ur a shallow ass.

glasstrdrps 11

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:28

Oh boo friggin hoo

desertpunk75 11

Thursday 10 May 2012 4:20

Lol that's harsh. Say satan left her a note. Stay alive so he doesn't have to see her.

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