Love: Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww".... - FML

By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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You deserved it 9 222

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 617

You deserved it 13 577

By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 556

You deserved it 4 997

By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 991

You deserved it 112 558

By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 158

You deserved it 269

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 379

You deserved it 2 576

By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 456

You deserved it 3 642

Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 299

You deserved it 4 335

By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 841

You deserved it 4 118

Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 579

You deserved it 44 855

By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 950

You deserved it 45 199

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Top comments

dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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WhyworldWhy 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 23:10

turn around and go look who's talking

Rach_star 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:52

LOL, #3 Made me laugh more than the post...... Then i read #31. Hahahahahahaha

beritis 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 14:27

so what? did you walked past mirror or something?...

bored690 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:49

LOL! it's just school, it doesn't last forever. Although on the internet apparently it does...

babybubz 0

Friday 22 January 2010 3:58

..and you automatically assumed she was talking about you? either you have an enormous ego and think the world revolves around you.. ..or you're super insecure and paranoid. Either way you're a huge douche for calling anyone the 'ugliest' person anywhere. Who are you to judge?

bbysteph87 3

Friday 8 April 2011 8:49

agree!!!

ryguy997 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:03

SO WHAT PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL INSULT EACH OTHER SO BAD EVEN IF THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS.

gomego87 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:16

YDI for being uglier than the ugliest girl in your school.

MyDailyLife 1

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:20

Give her a paper bag and write on it put over your head

ghost010 6

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:42

So you must be the ugliest guy in school then

eriinbaby 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 9:21

I enjoy this :)

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, my wife waited until we’d been married for two weeks to tell me she has a mountain of credit card debt that she’s been hiding from me. This explains why she insisted the mortgage and car be in my name, her credit score is so low that it’s almost a double digit FML

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Today, I can finally say there’s no part of my body that hasn’t had a pimple show up. I found a zit on my clit. FML

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Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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Today, I had to buy a new boxcutter for work after our old one broke. It came in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open. FML

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Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then "All By Myself" came on the radio. FML

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You deserved it 3 655

Today, I went on my porch for a late night cigarette. When I opened the door and took one step inside, all I remember is a big thud. I woke up 5 minutes later with my father over top of me saying, "Nice right hook, huh?" Then he chuckled. He thought I was a burglar and he knocked me out. FML

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Today, I was asked where I wanted to eat for Father’s Day. Every year I say someplace with crab legs. So we ate Italian. Fifth year in a row. I paid for everyone. FML

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