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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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By uglyguy252 - 16/05/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, in class the guy next to me was talking to a girl across the room using gestures to help get across his message. Apparently, pointing at me is the best way to say "ugly." FML

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Uggos R us

By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2011 11:43 - Australia

Today, I was walking to the shops when I saw my friend about 10 metres in front of me, waiting at the traffic lights, by herself. Jokingly, I shouted out "Who's that really ugly person waiting at the lights?" The girl turned around. It wasn't my friend. FML

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dsr9016 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:14

you should've punched her in the mouth then apologized to her by saying you thought she was a male.

mizled 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:11

Does that make you the ugliest person...?

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mmonster 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 5:19

Aperently she isn't the ugliest girl.

LAXgurlie28 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:23

So I'm guessing you had then said ' ew ' to yourself? Hmm, odd much?

GirlyTomBoy 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 15:30

u deserve it for caring bwt wat ppl look like

deviable 9

Tuesday 30 November 2010 8:32

that's just a tactic to make you feel bad, it may have nothing to do with how you actually look.

CptGap 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 7:49

how is it possible to walk next to yourself

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:51

maybe your just being a douche bag YDI

XxbrokeNCYDExX 6

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:57

i agree with 33

tsim_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 5:42

OR shes making herself feel better by saying your ugly when you really aren't

stevenmx86 7

Friday 20 May 2011 2:26

Ydi for dubbing her the ugliest girl in school lol douche

mustasho 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:36

i bet there was a mirror behind you

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