By Kilimanjaro - 03/04/2012 04:41 - France

Today, the war against the pigeons on my veranda reached a new level. To try and get them to clear off, I gave my window pane a short, sharp knock. It broke into several shards, and not one of the totally oblivious birds moved. Pigeons 1, Me 0. FML
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randomkayx3 11

"Haha, that idiotic human thinks he can get rid of us. Bitch, please."

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ycrem0n 21

Time to take your bow and arrow and shoot some game

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DontForgetMe4 0

LOL, might as well find another bird race that hates pigeons and play angry birds!

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KriiFahMoro 9

Of course! -Doesn't like birds annoying him -Is deprived of sex It all makes sense now...

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Especially if you read it in Carlton's voice.

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ALpein 0

I feel like this is a pun based on the laying of eggs. In other words, this comment is completely relevent!

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br0dawg 6

"You win this time, pigeons. You win this time."

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KeyboardWarrior 10

The pigeons are better at troll than you're.

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KriiFahMoro 9

Trolling is a art

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ALpein 0

You get a gold star for knowing what "you're" is but I'm taking it back for using it incorrectly.

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TheDorianMode 8

that'sthejoke.jpg

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Birdie_Sage 0

A simple and a polite 'Shoo' or 'could you please go away' would've done the trick.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Sheldon Cooper is that you?

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ZooMzy 9

On the bright side, you now have glass shards perfect for throwing at the birds! I can't wait to read the part 2 version of this FML.

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