Put DaveDays' video "OMG this girl is sooooo hot!" on an infinate loop so that when he tries to stalk you again he'll hear "you are a pervert! you are a pervert! you are a pervert, don't deny! (that's right.) oughta teach him a thing or two

you know because thar ts not creepy at all FYL

ohh my gawd that is creepy

that is not creepy. obviously you fell asleep and didn't put the "do not disturb" sign up, the maid knocked, you were asleep and didn't answer, and she used her master key to open the door, saw you, and then left. And told her friends

My outh dropped...

Comments:Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML #5443972 (103) I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you totally deserved it (606) On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London) Add to favoritesShare on Facebook CommentsFollow the comments: ON creepy.... #1 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:56am by catatonicsleep - reply Send a private message That seems like a "cold" assumption to make about someone #42 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:14pm by Zhejan - reply Send a private message Pun fail. #45 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by LewJH - reply Send a private message not necessarily, lolz if i worked at a hotel front desk, i wouldn't be able to resist saying stuff like that.. it'd be hilarious all the stuff you could say to freak people out. #46 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by xxmirandapandaxx - reply Send a private message That's sexy #48 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:39pm by myballs - reply Send a private message hell yea its sexy, :D ur gonna get lucky maybe tonight ;] #60 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by MasterAhmed - reply Send a private message I feel special :O #71 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by xxmirandapandaxx - reply Send a private message creeper! #2 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:57am by TuTasMasLoco - reply Send a private message Anyone else hate the term creeper? It's like its sprung up all of a sudden. It's everywhere! #5 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by 8trickster8 - reply Send a private message Why? Are you one or do you aspire to be one? I know a group of people who hate this use of the term "creeper:" Gardeners! Now when they want to discuss philodendrons, for example, the rest of us think Phil O'Dendron is a paunchy, middle-aged pervert masturbating just outside of a teenage girl's window. A similar fate struck the model railroad club of northern Ohio, the Cleveland Steamers. #40 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:09pm by plexico - reply Send a private message It does seem to be a bit of a cultural phenomenon of late. Same with "stalker." Correlation? #41 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:10pm by BeeSkwaird - reply Send a private message I agree. I'd never heard the term before until a few months ago, and since then it's been everywhere. Following me, if you will. :] #73 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:03pm by Witchcraft - reply Send a private message It's eating us from the inside AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! The pain fluffy come help meeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! #103 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by YDIBITCHES - reply haha. I would had called the police. #3 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:58am by A_Dirty_Syn - reply Send a private message that's so creepy. #4 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by cornerstore - reply Send a private message run run and don't look back that is creepy #6 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:59am by sonicfury - reply Send a private message Creeepy #7 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by Bullshet - reply Send a private message wow that's weird! #8 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:00am by scorpioserpent - reply Send a private message That's creepy. And I agree with whatever Intoxicunt may comment on this. =) #9 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message Yay! I feel special. You know the complimentary candy on your pillow? DRUGGED. Enjoy. #20 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message Yay drugged candy! =D #29 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:43am by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message Did they touch you gently too? #10 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:01am by lauralatch - reply Send a private message hahahaha nice. #11 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by princesni - reply Send a private message That is... very strange. #12 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:03am by Haitch - reply Send a private message That's really creepy. I'd say have a chat with management, and barricade the door before you go to bed tonight. #13 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:05am by AndelleRae - reply Send a private message How much do you tip for that? Does that count as Guardian Angel Room Service? #14 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:06am by plexico - reply Send a private message lol, it's a game of yours to interpret things the other way around, right? :) #17 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:14am by palleas - reply Send a private message wrong, it's a lifestyle. #19 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:21am by lauralatch - reply Send a private message a lifestyle? even better :p #27 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:36am by palleas - reply Send a private message You are actually both right. I don't come here to re-word every else's version of "that sucks" or "YDI for being a *****." In this case, everyone is looking at the receptionist as a "creeper," which he/she probably is, so I take on the creative challenge to make the creeper look worthy of a tip. It's fun. #28 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:39am by plexico - reply Send a private message Plus it's just the way Plex's mind works. =) Something innocent get's turned into something dirty by him. Someone creepy gets a positive spin put on them by him. Hi Plexico. =) #30 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:45am by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message I thought that your name was fiesty pie. I am upset :( We all know and love the plexico :) #31 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:46am by lauralatch - reply Send a private message Hi, pixie, You all are catching up. I might soon have to go for the double-switcheroo where I take something innocent, make it seem dirty, but then make it innocent again. Challenging. #38 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:02pm by plexico - reply Send a private message haha, actually, fml is so much better thanks to the comments of a few (most of the comments are just a waste of time, random hate and so...). It's actually quite easy to spot the fun commenters, I usually just go to these comments! So thank you! :p #39 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:02pm by palleas - reply Send a private message That would be interesting to see you try. I'm sure you could make it work. =) #44 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:19pm by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message Pixie, let's have his babies. NOW. :) #47 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:36pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message Agreed! Who doesn't want to have Plexi's babies? #52 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:56pm by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message Crazies and guys. #55 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:07pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message OK, here's what we do: Toxi and pixie road-trip to Texas. I ditch my wife with my credit card in a shoe store and then I meet you two and we get to business starting the Toxi-plex and the Pixie-plex. It's going to cost me a lot, but it will be worth it, I promise. Everyone will be happy! :) #57 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:14pm by plexico - reply Send a private message We already tried to, but touching bases dont work like that. :O #58 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:14pm by donkey_hang_down - reply Send a private message I love how we all have an 'x' in our names. We are....TRIPLE X! Dun dun dun. Anyway, that plan is great, minus the credit card thing. I'm going to need it for the same purposes. I'll give you some counterfeit money to drop her off with. #59 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:33pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message Toxi, I have more than one credit card, and when orgiastic sex is proffered, my normal common sense about financial matters goes out the window. If you want to go shoe-shopping while Pixie and I are in congress, that's fine with me, but you should check with her. #61 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:50pm by plexico - reply Send a private message Ah, thank you for telling me that. Now I can use it against you. =] All your money belongs to me. Don't worry, I won't spend it all (in one place). I'm not invited to join? Well, I guess downtime could be best spent spending your money. #64 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:12pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message I'm amused at us. The fellow FML members have watched our "relationship" blossom from friendly comments to sexual banter to baby-having to me spending all your money and demanding transatlantic trips. It's just like a marriage! #65 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:15pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message Awwwh, Plexico and Intoxicunt, sittin' in a tree. Now Toxi's spending all his mo-oney. #67 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:29pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD - reply Send a private message Teehee! He admittedly doesn't mind. According to him, "it's worth it". :) #68 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:31pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message #65 And after a while, you begin withholding the sex, it will be EXACTLY like a marriage. And the trips you demand are without me. I said if you'd rather shop while I am with Pixie, that is OK. We'd certainly love to have you stay. #78 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:34pm by plexico - reply Send a private message Withholding sex!? You don't know me very well...yet. ;) And I wouldn't take a trip without you! Basically, the opposite of all that is true. Ah, well then, I'll shop some other time, like while you're asleep. #81 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:51pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message Wow, I missed a lot. Yay road trip with Toxi! Yay shopping! Yay Plexico! #96 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:02pm by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message whoa #15 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:07am by lrb081 - reply Send a private message Oooh, never travel without a door wedge to keep hotel weirdos out. #16 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:08am by duckorange - reply Send a private message OK OK first of all is the receptionist a man or woman? #18 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:20am by netfreak - reply Send a private message First! And that's creepy! #21 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by TheRoker - reply Send a private message Huh? I'm betting you're this many... *holds up hand with 3 fingers up* #24 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:32am by rukusrazor - reply Send a private message LOOOL thats funny #22 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:22am by LebChickOnFira - reply Send a private message I haven't favorited a FML in a long time... This was great. #23 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:31am by rukusrazor - reply Send a private message Your mind is in the right place #25 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:34am by 01100110 - reply Send a private message Oh, FAIL. #26 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:35am by lauralatch - reply Send a private message edit #32 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:48am by XOfiestypixie - reply Send a private message Did you get her number? I would have.... #33 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:49am by 1sharpchica - reply Send a private message Pretty sure it's '0'. #63 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:06pm by kukopia - reply Send a private message omg why didnt you say what you do mean i looked cold WHILE I WAS SLEEPING??? ask, i wonder what she would of said. geez. now your going to wonder for the rest of your life if someone went into your room at night..... PLUS YDI for not using that bolt locking thing, you know the one that cant be openeing from the outside. #34 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:50am by nieska18 - reply Send a private message HAHA You've got to laugh though! #35 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:53am by Expertfail - reply Send a private message That is fantastic! It would be great if you woke up to her on top of you gently telling you that it is just a dream. Fast forward 9 months: You get a phone call from the creeper telling you that you now have a daughter and she is selling it into the sex trade... #36 - On 09/24/2009 at 11:55am by donkey_hang_down - reply Send a private message Very creepy, don't order room service could be drugged. #37 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:00pm by TheFlash07 - reply Send a private message Did you get that Pepto I put on your nightstand? Your poop looked different than it usually does, too. #43 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:15pm by mercyFML - reply Send a private message I call shenanigans. If the guy was creeping your room, he wouldn't have said that and given himself away. #49 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:41pm by soulsfirefly - reply Send a private message Maybe she just wanted to be your "blanket." After all, it's her "job" to make sure you're warm enough at night. *starts making dirty noises* #50 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:43pm by blastvortex - reply Send a private message That's seriously creepy. He was probably jacking off over you. #51 - On 09/24/2009 at 12:50pm by Dynoblaze - reply Send a private message 1 word: creeper!!! #53 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:00pm by darkmis1 - reply Send a private message Gee, did you come up with that all by youself?? Aren't you a big-boy. Yes, you are!! Who's the big-boy?? Oh, yes, it's YOU!! #62 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:04pm by kukopia - reply Send a private message i wan my lolly nao! #83 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:18pm by Vaetrus - reply Send a private message You should be flattered! He obviously thinks you're good lookin'. You can get a 'lay' out of this. Teehee. No, That's a tiny bit creepy, though. #56 - On 09/24/2009 at 1:09pm by clockworkrainbow - reply Send a private message i can majke you warm... heck i'll make you hot. #66 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:18pm by hyderabadi - reply Send a private message what hotel is this? I wanna meet that "creepy" chick lol #69 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:34pm by Dalamar - reply Send a private message Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment. #70 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:48pm by balundvall - reply Send a private message Take out the "up" and you're spot on! ;) We gotta lotta love here -- even enough for you. #79 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:37pm by plexico - reply Send a private message did you show him your O face? #72 - On 09/24/2009 at 2:52pm by mistercoffee - reply Send a private message At least she can't rape you since you were so cold. :] #74 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:10pm by Witchcraft - reply Send a private message balundvall screw off leave my girlfriend alone #75 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:15pm by mistercoffee - reply Send a private message Uncool. #77 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:27pm by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message if any of them are ur girlfriend then she must be a real creeper..i meant keeper lol ..ugh id hate to think... #97 - On 09/24/2009 at 9:12pm by balundvall - reply Send a private message I'm not anyone's girlfriend. Don't believe the lies. #104 - On 09/25/2009 at 1:09am by Intoxicunt - reply Send a private message I call bullshit, as we learned from yesterdays fmls, hotel receptionists get written up for leaving the front counter. So if you didn't report it, then just like a congressman during a senate address: I stand and exclaim, "You're a LIAR!" lol #76 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:18pm by kratos8217 - reply Send a private message enjoy life & multiply remember jesus #80 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:46pm by hyderabadi - reply Send a private message Checking out early? #82 - On 09/24/2009 at 3:55pm by bosshaug - reply Send a private message What a creeeeeeper! #84 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:27pm by woahitsashlynn - reply Send a private message Now that's love right there...Lol #85 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:33pm by LevyLove - reply Send a private message oooooh sounds like my kind of person. ;) #86 - On 09/24/2009 at 4:44pm by toriixporii - reply Send a private message ew, creeeeeppppyyy #87 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:14pm by jessxoxo28 - reply Send a private message if it is a cute girl say "id rather you kept me warm beautiful" if it is an ugly woman say "id rather freeze and if it is a bloke punch them upside the head #88 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:26pm by LOKIM8 - reply Send a private message How did the receptionist even get in your room..don't u have a key card and the lock on top of the door.... that's were I am confused. If this is real than that is soo ****** creepy. #89 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:28pm by movies12 - reply Send a private message The receptionist would likely have a master keycard and/or a master key for the physical lock. Getting into the room for an employee wouldn't be that much trouble. The fact that she did is quite unsettling, though. Sorry, man. That's messed up. Normally, I would suggest just going with it and invite her to your room when you're awake, but if she is THAT creepy, I wouldn't be surprised if she was the type to be into excessive bondage and whips and needles and... lots of scary things, really. May some otherworldy power secure the room's lock while you sleep, because it appears conventional methods are not working. #90 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:35pm by Kofu - reply Send a private message Your door have a chain lock? #91 - On 09/24/2009 at 6:48pm by alisterfiend - reply Send a private message I take this as a win, shes into you, nail her, #92 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:20pm by JHUGO20 - reply Send a private message u shoulda been like u can keep me warm baby!!!! unless she's ugly #93 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:30pm by El_mariachi - reply Send a private message or fat, #94 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:39pm by JHUGO20 - reply Send a private message creeper.. dont know what hotel you stayed at o_O.. wouldn't wanna stay there, thankyouverymuch. #95 - On 09/24/2009 at 7:53pm by x3Cass - reply Send a private message Put DaveDays' video "OMG this girl is sooooo hot!" on an infinate loop so that when he tries to stalk you again he'll hear "you are a pervert! you are a pervert! you are a pervert, don't deny! (that's right.) oughta teach him a thing or two #98 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:16pm by DunHassleDuhHoff - reply Send a private message you know because thar ts not creepy at all FYL #99 - On 09/24/2009 at 10:45pm by volcomslone - reply Send a private message ohh my gawd that is creepy #100 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:02am by killjoy35 - reply Send a private message that is not creepy. obviously you fell asleep and didn't put the "do not disturb" sign up, the maid knocked, you were asleep and didn't answer, and she used her master key to open the door, saw you, and then left. And told her friends #101 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:25am by ronws23 - reply Send a private message My outh dropped... #102 - On 09/25/2009 at 12:28am by reymysteriofan - reply Send a private message

Scary !!! :-O

Whoa.

I know, like 4 years ago everyone said awckward for everything, now everything is "amazing" or"creepy".

hahahahahahahahahahahaha