By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

All I can think is: Your cat is going to kill you.

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MortenM 17

It's a tough one to ask for though. I wouldn't be very comfortable asking my neighbours whether I could punish their toilet - repeatedly

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PenguinBitch 43

First your boss, then your date, and now you're risking your cat leaving you? 3rd times not the charm.

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waroftheroses 16

#12 Was refering to the previous fmls posted. Where the boss fired the OP for taking 10min toilet breaks. Then when OP left the restaurant while on a date because the date when to the bathroom for 20mins and 10mins after OP left their date called asking where they were. I found it pretty funny to be honest. Very clever #12 :)

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cakelol 9

Good job actually. I don't think I would have thought of that.

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Rainhawk94 27

I would've taken a shit on the birds, always taking their shit on your car.....

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Rainhawk94 27

I made a bad reference to the family guy episode where Peter poops on a pigeons car as revenge for the pigeon pooing on Peter's car

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QueenofWheels 13

I guess people don't like family guy.

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vipirius 18

Well your car certainly won't be pleased.

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thevelociraptor 31

When did cars have anything to do with this FML?

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Vedarshi 11

I think he meant cat. Autocorrect must've screwed up.

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QueenofWheels 13

It's a typo. duh

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trp2wondrland 9

Sometimes it's best to just head to the nearest gas station.

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suri23 11

And this is why gas station restrooms are so foul.

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upallnight11 19

Should've just taken a dump on your toilet while making eye contact with them, like a boss.

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JJ_86 22

Then it would have been the workers who would have had got the FML published.

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Liiiiiiiiike 15

That's what happens when you eat Taco Bell

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Wizardo 33

-Camping and outdoors store -Sells portable and sometimes disposable toilets -Problem solved

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SomeDumbass 17

I feel bad for your cat. You'll probably have to buy her a new litter box.

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