Animals: Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits....

By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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Extreme measures

By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By Falcon - 09/02/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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By shittyhall - 26/06/2017 04:00

Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML

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Can't hold it in anymore

By Anonymous - 28/05/2022 04:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, both toilets in my house were occupied, so I had to shit outside. FML

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Walk, don't run

By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was told to put away the new toilet paper rolls. I reached in the package only for my hand to get wet, and then noticed the yellow liquid at the bottom. My cat used it as a litter box. At least, I hope it was my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Friday 25 July 2014 23:24

All I can think is: Your cat is going to kill you.

MortenM 17

Friday 25 July 2014 23:23

It's a tough one to ask for though. I wouldn't be very comfortable asking my neighbours whether I could punish their toilet - repeatedly

Comments

Osyx 20

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:18

That sucks, would love to see the reaction on the cats face though!

Javk0204 1

Sunday 27 July 2014 11:32

dont u mean a turd time

Macherni 5

Sunday 27 July 2014 15:34

Let the plumber cleans those pipes.

gimmethatbetty 7

Sunday 27 July 2014 18:27

How many times do you crap a day lol

MrBoredomioo 18

Wednesday 16 September 2015 5:27

op has diarrhea

mjumlah 2

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:34

"The *****"

jmann8811 15

Sunday 27 July 2014 20:51

How did you wipe?

DylanHasClass 17

Sunday 27 July 2014 21:24

That's nasty

devildog3766 3

Monday 28 July 2014 2:54

the mud butt!

menobueno 5

Wednesday 30 July 2014 1:40

Time for a new litter box...

missijean11 8

Wednesday 30 July 2014 9:42

Your poor cats!! That's disgusting!

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