Work: Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny...

By cakekiller - 29/09/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, there was a big cake at the office. I thought it was funny to pretend to push the cute girl in the office into it. She laughed, but then lost her balance and fell forward. Everyone saw. Turns out she’s allergic to coconut, even just the shavings on a cake, and had to go to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 05:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I came home from a rough day working two jobs to find a plate of cookies on my desk with a note from my roommates saying, "You deserve it!" I happily broke one in half to eat and discovered they contained coconut. I'm allergic to coconut, a fact that both of my roommates are aware of. FML

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By whatislife1969 - 08/09/2017 10:00

Today, my friends got me a cake for my birthday. As I blew out the candles, they shoved my head into it and I was knocked out for 3 minutes before an ambulance took me to the hospital. I got a concussion from a cake. FML

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By I'm so sorry... - 01/03/2017 16:00

Today, a coworker left a chocolate cake on the "free food" table in the office. I had a slice. She's just called to ask if she left her grandmother's birthday cake at work. She made it from scratch. Now I'm baking a new cake in the office kitchen. FML

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By bunyipp - 23/09/2017 04:00 - Australia - Macquarie Park

Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 00:01 - United States

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By Mr. Headshot - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I celebrated my birthday with a few friends at home. As I bent down over my cake, my friend pushed my face into it. The baker should've told me she put a stick in it to support the cake. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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By cousin of the groom - 07/08/2018 01:30

Today, I stood too fast, got dizzy, and fell over. I fell on the grandmother of the bride, pushing her into the wedding cake table. Cake ruined, grandmother in hospital for a broken arm, and everybody mad at me. FML

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By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 04:38

Today, my boss ate a small piece of paper off her desk, thinking it was frosting. I have to work for this woman. FML

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Arcterion 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:35

Just admit you tried to kill her.

Joe2794 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 1:32

YDI for pushing people into cakes.

Comments

_YDI 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 14:15

YDI for pushing someone into a cake

nirvan5a 1

Wednesday 30 September 2009 15:28

WTF, fag.

sasquatch81 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 17:09

to bad she wasn't into cake farts.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:28

Haha. Durr...

canucksrule88 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 20:39

you are stupid

leksileks 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 21:43

What the **** were you huffing that day? YDI for being male. Males have no logic

blink182tmt 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 23:29

Bitch females have no logic. make me a sandwich woman!

ohmanz 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 3:01

asshole..

nonynony 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 4:02

F your office for getting a cake with coconut shavings. I mean, I like it, but I know lots of people don't. Stupid thing to get for a big group of people.

sumoneoverthere 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 6:29

you know, if it was a playful push that honestly couldn't have affected her, then yea fyl. If you shoved her, then yea YDI. The thing is we don't know how hard he/she pushed the girl. But from the looks of it, it wasn't a whole lot and rather she gained composure and then somehow lost balance. Maybe the Op needs to word this better so we can get a better image in our head because right now all we are seeing is "I pushed her into a cake she's allergic to, FML"