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My friend once pretended to push me down the bleachers.
I think you like the new girl at your job. You thought it would be cool to push her like a little five year old when they like a girl and dont know what to do? Lol are you serious why couldn't you just talk like a human being get to know her and then bump her in the hall or something when you get to know each other and make a silly face at her to make her laugh then ask her out when you feel ready. Even though your getting to know her dont be so clingy because that's when you get caught into the friends zone. But why am i telling you this you probably messed it up already. This sounds like something that would happen on the OFFICE. LMAO
This.
You're a class-A asshole.
Some girls don't like goo facials.
I can sympathize with you. I put peanut shells on the ground of my haunted house and just the aroma gave my friend an allergic reaction.
haha, classy
******* IDIOT!!!!!
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Just admit you tried to kill her.
YDI for pushing people into cakes.