By FsuesLife - 05/03/2010 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML
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FsuesLife 0

yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

your mom's a retard if she forgot that you're allergic and she's an asshole if she remembered but didn't care...either way it's fail.

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YOUbeTROLLIN 0

sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.

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FsuesLife 0

yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims

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ImaginaryFoe 0

How'd the interview go? And are all the bloody cats gone now?

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FerrariCake 2

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missy22_fml 0

I'm going to tell you straight; your mom is a bitch. I mean who does that to thier child?

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autistic_pride 0

I love cats! They are the smartest, most compassionate animals!

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boopityboppity 11

Everyone knows that mice are the smartest animals on Earth.

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FerrariCake 2

I think most of the birds, gophers, mice, rabbits and other critters my sister's cat used to mercilessly rip to pieces would disagree with you on the "compassionate" part. Cats aren't very smart, either. They know how to annoy people, make a lot of noise, kill small animals, take naps and eat. None of these things are an indicator of advanced intelligence. You'll never see a cat on a rescue team or search party.

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boopityboppity 11

Why so serious, FerrariCake? I thought you were going to say something about my reference to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but no. Just information.

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FerrariCake 2

Sorry to disappoint. I don't know anything about HHGTG, except that I know a lot of people are nuts about it. I had no idea the mouse thing was a clever reference. Ignorance = me. But I felt compelled to respond to the ridiculous "compassionate" cats claim. Your comment was just between mine and the post and I had nowhere else to put mine... except after yours.

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boreddoubletears 0

I love the BOOK. Not the movie, which sucked in my opinion. The book was awesome. Definitely in my top ten, probably top five.

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SailorSolaris 43

Dolphins, actually. Research shows that dolphins are just as smart as humans are.

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Jim9349 10

You got owned. And with this economy, who the **** has a job interview???

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FsuesLife 0

Ive not had the interview yet.. its 2am :P the cats are still there, Im round a friends

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ryguy997 0

did she know u were allergic? if so, I hear lawsuit.

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threer 30

I smell lawsuits and damp fur.

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namhowell 6

What's wrong with your mom? Your life sucks big time to have a mother taking your problem that lightly. 23 cats really? Wow!

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darkpath 0

Contradiction: Living with your mom, and having an important job interview. FYL on being allergic to cats tho.

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Monikabug 9

I fail to see how this is a contradiction. OP could be a teenager. ;l

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sammyjo06 14

Ummm...I think if you need to move out, every job interview is important. What if they just graduated?

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