Animals: Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their... - FML

By FsuesLife - 05/03/2010 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 2:34

yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:14

your mom's a retard if she forgot that you're allergic and she's an asshole if she remembered but didn't care...either way it's fail.

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:14

sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.

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bitty9 3

Sunday 5 June 2011 10:14

wow I feel for u on that one

kathylovesfmls 5

Friday 10 June 2011 2:14

how would your mom not realize that that was a bad idea?

jouchebag 0

Friday 24 June 2011 10:13

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