Animals: Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their... - FML

By FsuesLife - 05/03/2010 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML

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FsuesLife 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 2:34

yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:14

your mom's a retard if she forgot that you're allergic and she's an asshole if she remembered but didn't care...either way it's fail.

YOUbeTROLLIN 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 1:14

sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.

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Gabbiegummies 4

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:41

wow your mom is dumb for not realizing your alergic

marine10_fml 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:27

your moms an idiot

lauwen16 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 18:39

I'm allergic too

ski_backwards 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 20:06

ydi for being a fag

blastvortex 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 21:34

It could've been worse... they could've been in heat! MRRRRRRRRROWR Anyway, why not get your oh-so-loving mother or another member of your family to help you out until they were cleared? Sheesh, OP.

FockinA 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 0:36

you've got a "parent of the year" award to take back. lmao

JayyAmazingg 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:51

Thats sucks, your mom must really not know you.

satanstoystore 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:08

fyl b/c tomorrow you have an interview?? even after 23 cats are gone, its going to be ridiculously difficult to get rid of every allergen from your room. switch rooms with your genius mom.

jebby011 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:09

aha now that you have a "football sized" head look on the bright side you can go around looking like the kid off hey Arnold

FatMan23 10

Friday 29 July 2011 0:43

He's in the UK, he means soccer.

Ambushdm5 0

Monday 8 March 2010 14:45

"...an important job interview tomorrow." As opposed to an UNimportant job interview??

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