By FsuesLife - 05/03/2010 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a flood at my friends house. As a result, their cat shelter had to be evacuated, and my mother decided to help. I came home to 23 cats in my bedroom. I'm highly allergic. My face has now swollen up to the size of a football, and I have an important job interview tomorrow. FML
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FsuesLife 0

yer, I'd like to confirm that its 'soccer' ball sized my Mum knew i was allergic, but didnt realise it was that bad to #28 the Kattery is outside, theres a flood, and cats cant swim... to #17 the cats were kept on the ground floor of the house only, the cats seemed to swarm to my nice comfy bedroom, out of preference compared to the bathroom, the empty living room (re-decorating) and the locked laundry room hope this clears up any confusion/fakery claims

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

your mom's a retard if she forgot that you're allergic and she's an asshole if she remembered but didn't care...either way it's fail.

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YOUbeTROLLIN 0

sucks for you. throw one of the cats at her.

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knight0748 5

your moms hinting at something, like get out of her house!

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Oreogasm 5

fking hate cats. they don't do shit and they don't even like their owners. dogs all the way.

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purplemnm 9

footballs are smaller than an average human head

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Monikabug 9

Idk Snick, I would think the OP would have said something along the lines of "which I just found out I am allergic to..." The mother probably did know and it slipped her mind, if this is a real FML anyways.

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hoolie06 0

27: Soccer balls, however, are not smaller than the average human head. OP is from the UK.

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purplemnm 9

logical, but, in Essex, they have a little nickname for a soccerball, I forget what it is though

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swaneh 0

Snickerdoodles fails at covering up her mistakes with humor.

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FerrariCake 2

Why did the cat shelter have to be evacuated? I don't understand the logic there. Aren't floods just God's way of trying to "clean house"? Whatever the cat's did to incur his wrath, I'm sure they deserved it. And now your mother's gone and interfered with God's plan for the cats. When will people learn?

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SoapyWater 8

**** you and **** your religious shit even if god was real innocent cats dont deserve to drown they have every right to be saved as a human in the same situation. Maybe someone should have replaced the cats with you, you asshole.

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threer 30

That was a joke, even if it wasn't a particularly good one.. Stop hating on people for being religious. It's their life. Plus, the commenter wasn't even being serious!

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trespasser_fml 0

I think he means a soccer ball, instead of an American football.. I mean he is from England, they call it football there, not soccer

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PomBread 0

is it me or when something bad happens, every one seems to go get a job.?

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perdix 29

Seeing how football (what we Yanks call soccer) is very popular in England, I'm sure the soccer-ball-shaped head would be a plus. Maybe you should have painted hexagons and pentagons on your face to complete the effect. You should probably go to the interview shit-faced drunk.

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purplemnm 9

FUSSBALL!!!!!!!! (that's German, tards)

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saranottelling 7

When I read about your football shaped head I thought "Hey Arnold!" I then looked down and saw you were from the UK... I was more disappointed than I should have been.

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Monikabug 9

Kay, then FYL saranottelling for ruining your entire day over something insignificant. ;l

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tweetylovertho 0

wouldn't your mom know that yo'ure allergic! FAKKEE

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iazy9 14

in soviet russia you infect Cats----oh screw that

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