Animals: Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a...

By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia

Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By Anonytard - 02/03/2014 22:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I tried to kill a spider by throwing a shoe at it. All it did was slice the spider's egg sac open, releasing all its babies. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Monday 2 November 2015 0:20

Did your brother flick the switch off on purpose? That would be a major dick move. You don't **** with people when spiders are involved.

katelng09 16

Monday 2 November 2015 0:17

Spiders are dicks

Comments

corky1992 33

Monday 2 November 2015 1:47

I would have freaked! Especially since you're in Australia..spiders there are freaking huge.

EDGE1095 20

Monday 2 November 2015 1:51

i hope you weren't hurt....

worldclassrager 39

Monday 2 November 2015 2:31

Make him deal with the next one...and then see how he likes it

ChaiseT 16

Monday 2 November 2015 3:00

Seeing the location this was from posted from, I hope OP isn't dead

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 2 November 2015 3:06

Everyone in your household heard the spider screaming Allahu-Akbar as it dove for your face

_nobody_to_you_ 12

Monday 2 November 2015 3:09

A few weeks ago, I was trying to kill a spider that was on the ceiling and my sister decided it would be fun to make it fall off of the ceiling onto my face by hitting it with a piece of paper.

corky1992 33

Monday 2 November 2015 3:45

Should have thrown it at her! lol.

TheLynx_fml 20

Monday 2 November 2015 3:16

I would literally die

Xaian1 17

Monday 2 November 2015 3:46

The worrying part about all this is that you're from Australia..

hardcorefan16 22

Monday 2 November 2015 4:09

Siblings are the worst sometimes

Geckosrock99 33

Monday 2 November 2015 4:17

Why would someone turn off a light when someone is in the room? Either he didn't see you, or he's just a dick. Hopefully the spider didn't bite you, OP. They can be deadly.