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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 04:26 - United States

Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 12:06

The roaches must have been from the luggage.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:58

OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!

Comments

KrayKrayGurl117 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 12:39

Holy!? THAT SHOULD MAKE YOUR COMPANY FAIL THE HEALTH INSPECTION THEN AND THERE!!!!... Nasty.

arielzbkny 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 12:50

I can infer you don't have these "cleaning parties" often do you?

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:41

That's why they're called parties. They probably only happen once or twice a year.

moomoozuume 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 12:58

Thanks, I just lost my breakfast.

RussianFox 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:25

Want me to find it for you?

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:55

Feed it back to him like Alicia Silverstone does to her kid?

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 17 April 2012 13:11

They've done that at my job too. They call it a cleaning "party" to make it seem a lot more fun than it really is. (All though, we are allowed to have a few drinks while scrubbing away.) Roaches would be a deal break for me. That's pretty gross! FYL hope you have a clean bar now and have staff that help keep it that way!