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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 04:26 - United States

Today, there was a mandatory staff-wide "cleaning party" for a corporate inspection. I was assigned the outside bar which is infested with full-grown roaches with wings. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 03:59

Today, I cleaned the two staircases at the hotel where I work. Five minutes later, someone complained they were dirty. Someone had dropped soda and got mud all over them. FML

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Tuesday 17 April 2012 12:06

The roaches must have been from the luggage.

immaMonsta 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 11:58

OMG. I'd die. Cockroaches creep me the **** out! FYL!

Comments

sammy_mojo 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 14:58

They either don't like you very much or thought your reactions while cleaning would have been the most entertaining to watch lol I'm sorry OP, FYL indeed

SaintT 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 15:33

Sounds to me like you guys aren't gonna pass that inspection if you have full grown roaches!!!

bmwguy01 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:59

That's exactly what I was thinking I hope it's not a place I go to?

mellowmo0d88 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 15:37

**** that.

wlddog 14

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:28

Maybe a few bug bombs will clear the situation a little better. Then perhaps a shop vac and a hazmat suit.

trollierthanthou 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:37

#48's the way to go,OP.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 17 April 2012 16:59

So the company was too cheap to hire a cleaning crew?

alfred07 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 17:24

Does your company not have cleaning staff?

HayJay316 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 18:49

169 people say YDI no she really doesnt and some of these people dont really deserve so stop being a dick

MerrikBarbarian 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:08

I'd catch then, dip them in chocolate and serve them at the next office party. Ok not really but I'd be tempted to lol. More likely I'd just call up my friends who keep pet bugs to come collect them with me. Entomologist friends are awesome! Did you know cockroaches can learn their name and will come to it like a dog?

trollierthanthou 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:25

this fml made me shudder... Get one of those bombs that kill roaches, throw it in the room, shut the door, and run like hell. *sunglasses* and that is how you kill roaches... Like a bawwwss...

baileygirl88 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 19:36

I love how people are commenting on how nasty your workplace must be. They are palmetto bugs and there is nothing you can do about them!!! They are impossible to control outside. I've been there!