No such thing as 2000 hours. You mean 0200 hours?

2000 hours is 8 o'clock...

8 pm*. All my clocks are set to military time. 19 fails badly. Military time is the shit.

Taking care not to hurt his girlfriend's feelings isn't one of his priorities either.

I was being sarcastic.. Sometimes, I feel like I need to insert the "*sarcasm*" into my comments.. But there is a sense of truth in my comment.. Eh.. Oh well...

People these days are too dumb to understand sarcasm. I suppose sarcasm is a dish best served to those with some degree of intelligence.

How does someone tell if something over the Internet is sarcasm or not? There's nothing in her comment that screams, "Sarcasm". It appeared to me as 100% sincere.

I believe - although this is by memory, so I can't be certain - that this is the internet rule #144 in action.

Hey, woah, if falling asleep meant that a man didn't care about your feelings then most women would have switched teams by now.

As a man that works over 12 hours a day, on a regular bases, I am hopin he is of the same cloth as I. Sometimes we just don't have the energy. It's got nothing to do with desire, it's just the physical ability at the moment. If she just let him nap then come wake him later, I am sure he would have perked right up and accomplished the task at hand.

How bout a double forward slash? Wow, that was hilarious!! //

That's one way to wake him up! Haha.

It's also rape.

"So how did you lose your virginity?" "Ohh, the usual, I lost it raping my boyfriend in his sleep..."

No no, she will remember the time before her first time (hopefully) forever.

Not in this case

I see what you did there...

You seem mind ******....

I second that!!