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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2012 04:52 - United States

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By Sleepy head - 07/10/2013 01:34 - United States

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By mybad7 - 15/09/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

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By Karly - 03/02/2022 20:00

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML

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By Noname - 27/01/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:42

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

JenDanielle917 13

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:40

Wake him up and start again. (:

Comments

hateevryone 14

Monday 5 March 2012 5:13

wake him up

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 5 March 2012 13:56

Maybe he had already "lost" his and wasn't interested in helping you "search" for yours? :-)

iilovecokee 6

Monday 5 March 2012 14:30

Maybe he is also a virgin and wasn't ready to loose it when you were.

Gardevoir_fml 12

Monday 5 March 2012 16:53

Clearly indeed.

jad07 0

Monday 5 March 2012 17:51

I bet I won't fall asleep after you tell me that, try me!

rogerover 19

Monday 5 March 2012 22:33

He got tired of waiting for the "yes"

badactor009 0

Tuesday 6 March 2012 0:38

I just gotta ask... Why do females continue put this in terms of they "lose their virginity"? In this day and age, what did they lose? Didn't they lose their ignorance? It is my opinion that they gained something from the experience. Just an opinion. How about a new term for getting ones cherry popped. Its overdue.

JurassicHole 5

Friday 9 March 2012 5:49

Because you're losing your last true amount of innocence. True, some guys and girls do lots of things before they actually have sex, but it doesn't need a change.

SooInnLovee 6

Tuesday 6 March 2012 7:39

That's a mood killer and weird because a lot of guys would love that opportunity....I'd say he lost his chance! And maybe he was not the right one!:/

wellthatsukx 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 9:44

Men get tired, just like women get headaches, except men are actually tired. So he fell asleep. Wake him up next time, or let the man sleep, people's schedules don't always line up.