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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

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Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

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anniekins 6

So let me get this straight, things were getting heated and then he somehow fell asleep? I'm sorry OP. as someone said earlier, this is a blessing in disguise.

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rayofsunahine25 4

virgins are boring

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Sabrewulf 8

lol apparently you were the only one who actually thought things were getting "heated". Maybe he just assumed this was just another time he wasn't gonna get any and decided to fall asleep?

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williamcarter93 13

Why is it that whenever something goes wrong the first thought is "DUMP THAT HEIFER." People don't know the word commitment nowadays, they split for anything, instead of the big things

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Jk530 1

Maybe you shoud try harder to keep him interested.

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Namesuhate11 0

Still a better love story than Twilight

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jazminjean666 0

Wake him up and get the excitement going so good he'll never fall asleep!

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