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By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML

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Sunday 4 March 2012 16:42

Girlfriend: "babe, I love you and I'm ready to lose my virginity to you." Boyfriend: "aright let me take a nap first?" Op, that would reallllly boost my confidence. Maybe that is a sign he isn't the one to lose it to. Take the hint.

JenDanielle917 13

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:40

Wake him up and start again. (:

Comments

Dnigz13 4

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:11

Well I guess he couldn't handle the heat, draw on his face while he sleeps lol

feldco1 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 19:48

Maybe he wanted to be well rested to make your first time amazing?

perdix 29

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:15

Sudden onset sleep -- it's a typical symptom of esodophobia. I know about shit like this. Trust me ;)

perdix 29

Monday 5 March 2012 6:58

Make that primeisodophobia. My total knowledge about the fear of losing one's virginity comes from the previous Intimacy FML.

Neuhisstihr 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 20:41

Ouch lol

duhhduhh 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:10

Why do u have a garbage can in the bedroom?! Do u really like sleeping at a place where the garbage is few steps away?!

duhhduhh 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:12

That comment was totally sopposed to go to the previous FML story.

thisbitchlys 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 21:42

well maybe you bored him. " im ready to lose my virginity to you baby " aha like no just say **** me..

ravenxcorvinus 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 22:17

clearly, you should find a new boyfriend that would be more than happy to take your virginity OP. :)

JurassicHole 5

Monday 5 March 2012 8:48

So a guy is to exhausted from a day of work or something else to have sex and that means he should be shit canned? Relationships aren't all about sex, but to say to break up because someone isn't in the mood is childish and immature. Grow up.