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By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

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Spooprfailed 7

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:42

Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:34

Smooth move mood killer

Welshite 39

Tuesday 8 April 2014 18:35

Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.

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nitewlf12 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:46

Ahhhh. A Freudian slip at its finest. Saying what you meant, not what you intended to say.

tophatgandhi 0

Thursday 10 April 2014 0:03

That's smooth af

muzic4Ever 4

Thursday 10 April 2014 4:35

yes. best way to accidentally insult ur girlfriend especially at a time like tht

mchmelev1993 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 4:52

So did she smack you afterwards?

nathanzbbygirl 7

Thursday 10 April 2014 5:16

Go get um

Teenytiny18 3

Thursday 10 April 2014 9:51

Literally my favourite FML. This is my first comment, and it goes to you good sir.

De_Bri 16

Thursday 10 April 2014 9:59

If I could I would thumbs up this. But I can't so I shall write it. Thank you OP for a wonderful follow up. :]

shagy_91 8

Thursday 10 April 2014 13:42

Fatal error

CoolWhip025 8

Friday 11 April 2014 3:04

Is she fat?

ibanghellokitty 8

Friday 11 April 2014 3:14

Poor girl I bet she put her clothes back on... :(

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