By Spooprfailed - 08/04/2014 05:32 - Canada - Winnipeg
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Hello folks. Just wanted to clear up a few misconceptions! 1) My girlfriend is both beautiful and very fit. Which is incredibly lucky about me because... 2) We laughed hysterically about it for a while, since it was just such a ridiculous thing to come out of my mouth. The mood WAS ruined for a little while (but not for too long ;) she's THAT awesome), but we've been laughing about it ever since. I am very happy not single (despite my scumbag brain's best efforts). And for anyone who things this reply sounds as if I had a gun to my head and was writing whatever my gf told me to... please call 911
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Rookie mistake lmao
Way to boost self esteem
I'm guessing it's fair to assume that someone didn't get laid...
oooo damn u screwed that up
I hope for your sake she's a size 6. Or 4, or better yet 2. Then there's NO DOUBT in her mind that you're a crazy old coot. Losing your marbles.
Ooooooooowww nooooooo! Hahahahahaha
Smooth move ex lax
She defiantly broke up with you after that one....
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Uh huh. Suuure you did. People tell me I need to lose clothes all the time, but they really mean weight.