Love: Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months... - FML

By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

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By ollie - 26/09/2018 13:30

Today, I spent 30 minutes listening to my crush complain about a stalker that's been sending her flowers and love poems almost every week. It's me. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By cheezmaster - 16/12/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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By Oh - 22/03/2016 22:36 - United States - Winterville

Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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By KalaKa - 20/12/2014 20:45 - United States

Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML

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Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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By Lennie Mcfish - 28/08/2018 01:30

Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML

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WikedWaffle 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:47

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

Sub_Zero_is_God 13

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:49

Was it very cheesy ?

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blargheria 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 0:59

Your so in there.

dreadfullife 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:02

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeese!!! :D

ahiddengoddess 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:03

You my friend should contact the police

TalkinSmack 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:04

YDI! If you've let some dumb broad "stalk" you and get away with it for 7 months. Grow some balls and call the cops, or just succumb to the stalker. She'll probably do anything u ask. Lol

bawlerr75 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:05

THATS NOT WERID!!!! ;p

BrianAlarcon 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:32

Ikr! ;P

bawlerr75 9

Tuesday 23 August 2011 7:22

YAHHH!!! I'd totally stalk sum one n tell them i love them by comparing them with my passion of cheese ..what's so wrong with that?!??! I'm JP for any one who doesn't get my sarcasm...;)

Desi_Dion 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:09

Im not sure someone can love a person as much as they love cheese...

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:09

well, at least you've already got some cheese to go with your whine...

SorrowFull 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:17

That is no Gouda!!!

BrianAlarcon 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:18

She must really love cheese

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:24

I roll alone like provolone. |the kid|

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