By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
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WikedWaffle 0

Dude be happy cheese is amazing!!!!!!!

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hellokitty45_fml 0

Block her. That should solve the problem.

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kayla22098 3

You cant just 'block' a person texting you.

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Dante17 6

Yes u can, if u have a Droid or a similar phone, there r apps for that now, and for calls too

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EJR9090 0

yea u can iblacklist :D works like a charm

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xxxkittykatxxx 0

You can on Sprint as well. Just text the whole # to 9999. Verizon is a bit more complicated...You can on Sprint as well. Just text the whole # to 9999. Verizon is a bit more complicated...

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lovelydarlings 6

Or tell her you're lactose intolerant.

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phoebe333 2

Does she love cheese or you the most. Do you know who the stalker is at least?

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TheNewGuy03 28

For some reason, I pictured Mario saying this. While jumping. To his death. "Gouda luck with thaaaaaaa--" *game over*

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im_bored_tired 12

call. the. cops. now. DO IT MAN! DO IT!

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BrianAlarcon 0

Call the cops for her texting him about cheese?! Im pretty sure he would be the one getting arrested for waisting their time...

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KushMastaDisasta 3

Careful 59, the grammar police may arrest you if anything.

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leadman1989 15

There was a good possibility it was ke$ha. Come on people.

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xXshadowrollerXx 6

There's a good possibility it could be Jesus as well, but nobody's suggesting that.

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perdix 29

Did that make you hard like Asiago or soft like Mozzerella?

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