Love: Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship...

By oliviakelly25 - 09/10/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 053

You deserved it 87 058

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Karma

By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

I agree, your life sucks 180

You deserved it 2 552

Rollercoaster

By Anonymous - 23/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, it's been two months since I started dating a woman I met at work after she had found out her boyfriend cheated on her. She confessed to me she only looked through his phone to find evidence so she wouldn’t feel bad for liking me. I was happy as can be for two months. Now she’s now going back to her ex. We all see each other every Sunday. FML

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You deserved it 228

That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

I agree, your life sucks 653

You deserved it 3 403

Boot him out

By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 13:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, the love of my life has moved a new girl into our house. Seeing him with her is agony. When they met, he told me I had nothing to worry about. Three hours after he'd said he wanted to get back together, she called him from a new permanent phone number, and now he acts like us getting back together never happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 701

You deserved it 167

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 025

You deserved it 26 941

By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 817

You deserved it 13 015

By fml333 - 21/12/2009 19:26 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 613

You deserved it 3 879

Another one bites the dust

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 22:00

Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 707

You deserved it 183

High school drama

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:31 - India - Delhi

Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML

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You deserved it 110

Gaslighting

By Anonymous - 16/01/2022 11:01

Today, after I found out that my new partner was messaging her ex, and she hid it from me, lied about it, and made out I was seeing things, we got over it, because after all I thought it was an innocent enough explanation and I believed her, she has now been doing it again with another ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 935

You deserved it 420

yardsgreen 0

Friday 9 October 2009 12:40

See... that's exactly why he figured it'd be okay to cheat on you in the first place. You deserve whatever you get from this.

palmtrees 1

Friday 9 October 2009 12:44

Not an FML... more like F the life of the boyfriend that you're cheating on. And yeah, if he'll cheat WITH you, he'll cheat ON you.

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kira1kira 0

Saturday 17 October 2009 21:30

does anyone get that she's coping a movie?

CynicComedian 2

Sunday 18 October 2009 3:32

How many guys have gotten sloppy seconds from you now? Jeez you're a *****!

rosebubble123 0

Sunday 18 October 2009 22:59

dont suppose your name is lauren march or anthony severn is it?

Dancr824 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 9:00

this is stupid your making the choice to cheat don't do it... u know how it already feels to have someone cheat on you, ur just plain dumb.

Sixpakastan 0

Friday 27 November 2009 21:26

That would make you a *****.

Connkidd 0

Friday 4 December 2009 18:32

eww, ur both really gross.

confucious84 0

Friday 18 December 2009 20:09

i've actually been in the same situation. more than once. I hate being good enough to sleep with, but not good enough to date.

CitizenSnipz 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 0:21

Everyone see that movie? it's complicated.

Vs_Skater 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 15:56

that's bull shit

Gummybears4life 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 3:26

STOP CHEATING! WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ITS OKAY TO CHEAT ON PEOPLE!? ITS DISGUSTING!

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Today, I vented to someone about being left on read by someone else, and they left me on read as well. FML

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Today, a licensed child psychologist with 20 years of experience threw my son out after his first appointment, with the immortal line, “You must be taking the piss, there’s a church in town, you’re gonna need their help more than mine.” He’s probably right. FML

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