By Satan's Mum - 06/05/2014 18:38 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML
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drbobbz 16

Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him

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SilverSet 16

Take his phone, computer privileges except for school work, take his door and find any **** that might be under his mattress.

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Thatguy334 7

And you didn't smack the stupid out of him? YDI

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Thatguy334 7

Funny thing is when most kids used to be punished physically, no one really had any problems and they didn't turn put to be complete wastes of their parents effort and passion

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Late_night83 25

Public and in school shaming works pretty ******* good. Especially if he is being like that, post on Facebook what his response was, an see if he then feels the same way.

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Late_night83 25

See if it does not work. Not one person should bully another even if it is gonna happen no matter what. He should wear a BIG ******* B for BULLY because he is an asshole, like you :-)

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BobRyder 24

Congrats, you failed as a parent somewhere along the line. YDI

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raphanne_fml 33

Right, because parents can control their kids' behaviour 100% of the time and teenagers don't have a mind of their own... OP is being a good parent by trying to teach him a lesson.

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hatebreeder666_fml 13

Take his bedroom door down

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PizzaDeliveryGrl 19

*What a serious lesson.* I'm sorry, but when my parents ground me, they do it right. Take away all his tech, put him under house arrest (no going outside except for school and extracurricular activities), and watch him. He'll be miserable. Which is the goal. If that doesn't work smack him upside the head (yes, literally) and teach him some manners, honestly. He sounds rude as hell.

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Headcrab 29

bust in on him jacking off, take a pic, post to Facebook.

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ElloSubjects 9

I believe that's child pornography, so no... just no... Unless he is over 18, which I HIGHLY doubt.

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hokie16 13

"... my 14-year-old son..."

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ElloSubjects 9

I didn't see that part, thanks :), but it doesn't make much of a difference towards the full meaning of my comment although.

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rose20906 2

You'll ground him for another 7 months? If you stick to it, awesome, but what does he loose if it happens again?

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