Kids: Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying...

By Satan's Mum - 06/05/2014 18:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, to teach my 14-year-old son a serious lesson for bullying a child at school again, I grounded him for the rest of the year. He just snorted and said, "Cool, I'll just jack off all year then! Thanks, mum!" and happily retreated to his bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Teenage riot

By Anonymous - 05/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I finally had it with the redneck bully who's been tormenting me. He was repeatedly poking and pinching me and laughing out loud during class, so I slung him to the ground, pinning him. I got suspended. They only called his parents, who never do anything; my "caring" parents are looking into teen boot camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Saint Peters

Today, I finally stood up to the guy who's been bullying me for the last 2 years. Even though he's been caught in the act several times, he never gets punished, so I figured I'd get away with gut-punching him. Nope. An hour later, I was suspended from school. FML

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By goodbye cruel world - 01/12/2012 01:28 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my dad grounded me for two weeks for profusely swearing at my misbehaving laptop. After some arguing, he actually accepted my half-joking offer to play a game of CoD over it. His condition was that if I lost, my grounding period would double. We played. He kicked my ass. FML

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By Hunter Ferguson - 31/07/2018 13:00 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, I got grounded for 2 weeks for slapping my brother after he threw a baseball at my head and hit my shin with a bat. He’s in 9th grade and I'm in 8th. He got ice cream to "cheer him up". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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That one weird kid

By shellski - 21/01/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know…" and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2014 20:36 - United States - Deland

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

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No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

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drbobbz 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:20

Take away his computer then. At least make it boring for him

flurpiee 14

Wednesday 7 May 2014 1:19

Better than bullying, I guess o.o

Comments

sanecatlady 13

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:06

Kids at this age need to be locked up in a max-security jail cell until they're at least 21 years old.

eabb19 8

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:23

you're kid's a dick

tuffer 3

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:26

take the door off his room, and shut off hot water after 5 min

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:28

And maybe cyber bully if his computer is in his room with him..he needs probably something to jack off to

summy15423 12

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:32

That's the kind of response that gets kids sent to icare

martin8337 35

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:41

Well, now he'll have something else to bully around.

titibug823 11

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:43

Take away all tech, and no door on his room... If that doesnt work, beat his ass!

mt631 18

Wednesday 7 May 2014 3:47

Remove his door and nail/tape pictures of you and your spouse all over his bedroom walls. Check on him constantly, basically bug the shit out of him. Take away his computer, phone, or anything with internet access. He basically spat in your face with that "thanks mum!" comment. Teach him a lesson!

jordanlite 16

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:10

He'll get bored eventually. Wait him out.

stoych 19

Monday 4 May 2015 1:42

He's a 14 year old boy. How many 14 year olds have you ever come across that got bored of playing with Percy!? It doesn't happen. At all.

lifesabish 9

Wednesday 7 May 2014 4:13

I would take the door, any and all technology, any reading material he may have with any kind of pictures, and THEN make yourself heard at all times when he is in the restroom. Sing loudly. Yell for no reason at all. Talk to him through the door as he showers. Everything in my power to make him a very miserable teenager. Then sit and have a talk about his spoiled ass attitude and offer to return things slowly for continued good behavior, with the addition of chores. Lots and lots of chores, and maybe a pop in the mouth for back-talking like that. That's just me.