Kids: Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me,...

By Anonymous - 29/10/2014 08:19 - Australia - Ashburton

Today, trying to be a good role model for the kids behind me, I stopped and thoroughly checked both sides of the road before crossing. I still managed to get hit by a car. FML

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By Lackadaisical - 15/01/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I thought I'd be safe by looking before crossing a one way street unlike I normally do. Too bad I looked the wrong way and didn't see the car that hit me. FML

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Careless and carefree

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

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By Jelly_Hell - 03/11/2016 20:24

Today, I almost got hit by a car because the kid in the back who was wearing headphones was paying more attention to the road than the driver. He only just stopped her. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By ttsutaoka - 11/07/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Bye bye love

By unknown - 27/11/2012 18:45 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I ran across the street due to a line of cars waiting for me to cross. Just as I reached the other side, my iPhone slipped out of my hand and fell into the road, just in time to get run over by multiple cars, one after the other. FML

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SK8 OR DIE

By Anonymous - 15/03/2022 02:00

Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:47

Well, if the car came barreling out of nowhere it's not your fault. Hope you aren't hurt!

HappyItalian 38

Wednesday 29 October 2014 12:49

And now those kids will be too terrified at the image of someone getting hit by a car that they won't want to cross the street.

Comments

ScottVining 21

Thursday 30 October 2014 2:09

At least you gave them a memorable lesson

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:31

Are you alright?

missreader 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:06

i hope your doing ok

Fas4wd 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 6:32

You were too wrapped up in yourself instead of doing a good job crossing.

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 30 October 2014 7:07

Scared Straight: Jaywalking Edition

brn_baby_brn 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 20:23

And that's why you continue to look as you cross the street.

cmo333 10

Friday 31 October 2014 4:55

I'm sorry but how did you not see that coming ..?

Hime9908 22

Saturday 1 November 2014 1:16

When life gives you lemons lick some salt and take a shot of tequila with it

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 1 November 2014 19:09

Everyone is blaming the pedestrian. The law states that pedestrians have the right of way, and if OP did look before crossing the street, it's possible a car rounded a corner or came over a hill or something at a stupid speed, thus crashing into OP. It's the driver's fault, not the pedestrian's.