Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my...

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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Be careful what you post on the Internet…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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Zelphoric 25

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Anddd time to unfriend

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.

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deedeedeniel 17

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:18

Wow... I'd go up to him and yell that he's a Creepy pervert-.-

mashbros64 1

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:25

Shy kids are shy for a reason dipshit don't even pretend to think you were being nice

joshi42 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:48

What a tit...

stepmommy 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:00

this guy probably new you were doing it out of pity and decided to make it entertaining for himself. I think it is hilarious and harmless.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:42

that sucks but you know you can decline the tags, and block him?

Omniprism 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:18

Delete.

mockingjay87 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:45

Holy lol. So creepy!

romanova83 6

Monday 19 May 2014 2:54

It's the quiet ones...

stepymac 15

Monday 19 May 2014 3:37

It's always quiet ones

IceWrath 22

Monday 19 May 2014 17:45

Ah, kudos for you being nice but Facebook should be reserved for those you know personally. Otherwise you get weird shit thrown at you periodically.

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