Miscellaneous: Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my...

By creepyyy - 17/05/2014 16:54 - United States

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

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By creeper-status - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By verasam01 - 25/02/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

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By lonely_island - 28/04/2014 21:27 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, I finally worked up the guts to add the guy I like on Facebook. To make it less obvious, I added 15 other people as well. Everyone added me back, except him. FML

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WTF FML

By Invisible - 22/05/2009 19:27 - Switzerland

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote, "Cool picture" on his Facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply, "Who the fuck are you?" FML

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Be careful what you post on the Internet…

By Anonymous - 26/06/2019 06:13 - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML

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By destiny147 - 30/11/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML

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Quickie

By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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Zelphoric 25

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Anddd time to unfriend

Welshite 39

Saturday 17 May 2014 21:29

Aww he just wants to be your breast friend.

Comments

deedeedeniel 17

Sunday 18 May 2014 14:18

Wow... I'd go up to him and yell that he's a Creepy pervert-.-

mashbros64 1

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:25

Shy kids are shy for a reason dipshit don't even pretend to think you were being nice

joshi42 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 19:48

What a tit...

stepmommy 5

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:00

this guy probably new you were doing it out of pity and decided to make it entertaining for himself. I think it is hilarious and harmless.

fallen_dragonkin 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 20:42

that sucks but you know you can decline the tags, and block him?

Omniprism 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:18

Delete.

mockingjay87 4

Sunday 18 May 2014 21:45

Holy lol. So creepy!

romanova83 6

Monday 19 May 2014 2:54

It's the quiet ones...

stepymac 15

Monday 19 May 2014 3:37

It's always quiet ones

IceWrath 22

Monday 19 May 2014 17:45

Ah, kudos for you being nice but Facebook should be reserved for those you know personally. Otherwise you get weird shit thrown at you periodically.

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Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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Today, I put on a shirt that said, "Skilled in every position." My boyfriend took one look and said, "Since when?" FML

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Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

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Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

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Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML

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