By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
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RoseCrystal 17

Perhaps she typed it into her phone before leaving, thereby giving you a chance for a real connection. Or not...

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Welshite 39

It's not smooth when you give a girl some scrap of paper. Go talk to her and show her some of your better qualities; you might find that she'll be a bit more responsive.

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Comments

davidn 0

Hahaha what a bitch. You're better off without her

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

I wouldn't say she's a bitch..probably just not interested?

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ThatsMyPie 20

22 - If she wasn't interested, she could have just kept the number and tossed it or something. Giving if back is kind've bitchy.

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shay_serendipity 29

I don't see what she did as bitchy, really. Yes, it was rude to hand back the paper like that, but I find it kinda hilarious, to be quite honest. He's tryna be all smooth slipping her his number and she's just as smooth and even more so by giving it back, not giving a shit. Awesome.

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DidUrMom_Twice 6

Next time slip a roofie instead if that dnt work on to the chloraform

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walmartpaysme 15

Dude, this is the second time I've seen you get moderated in the past two days.

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night_saint 5

Smooth as sandpaper there OP, YDI.

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Googolman 29

Sandpaper makes things smooth, but its not smooth itself. What you should of said is, "Smooth as something sanded." :P

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samsaf1989 5

44- I'm almost certain that 14 was merely being sarcastic

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ElricMustang 23

I can't believe 44 actually tried explaining that...

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samsaf1989 5

44- I'm sorry I tried to ignore it and I simply couldn't , should have* not should of

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AZbeastboSS 2

I wouldn't keep some random number especially if I didnt know who it belonged to

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smitin 1

23- Reread the post. OP got the number back, which implies that she knew who OP was.

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walmartpaysme 15

Really, four people like this? Seriously? Edit, Five now!? Wow...

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kittenvks 11

I believe 23 is siding with the girl who got the number, as in why she rejected it :)

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HeyArnold91 8

After I read the words "trying to be smooth" I knew YDI without even finishing the FML.

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WafflebotO_O 4

Maybe she wrote her number on the other side of that piece of paper :p

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fordneagles 34

Next time, instead of 'trying to be smooth', try and be a human being and just talk to her without any cheesy pick up bullshit.

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lander26 0

Totally deserved. Why are ppl thumbing down the good comments... Cursing F'ing rules.

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