Miscellaneous: Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating... - FML

By KillMeNow - 06/06/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML

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By buhknee - 25/11/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Raptorcake - 15/08/2016 12:50 - Australia - Calwell

Today, it's my birthday and I celebrated with friends. I now have 34 individual copies of the first Twilight movie. FML

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By Tweenmom - 13/04/2017 16:00

Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML

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By I_dislike_Twilight - 08/09/2011 12:52 - United States

Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML

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By Chris - 12/08/2010 01:55 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Stuck in the past

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML

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By LALALALA - 29/05/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Monday 6 June 2011 11:55

it's MTV, so who gives a shit what they think?

kut19 6

Monday 6 June 2011 11:57

MTV is just a trend follower. they have no standards.

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iwadasn 32

Monday 6 June 2011 21:22

Inception and Toy Story 3 were great, but Harry Potter is just as awful as Twilight.

flubahogin 7

Monday 6 June 2011 21:49

Harry Potter is the best!!!

swimchamp922 1

Monday 6 June 2011 21:23

twilight ftw!!!

lemonzone25 17

Monday 6 June 2011 21:25

Everytime you fap, God kills a Twilight fan. That's why I fap all the time!

B0E 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:25

Ugh I am ashamed of humanity

mandyville 8

Monday 6 June 2011 21:26

We grew up on Toy Story and Harry Potter. how can you NOT love it? And Inception was an incredible movie. Who the heck votes for sparkly vampires and shirtless animals?

m240gunner34r 2

Monday 6 June 2011 21:29

I know how u feel buddy. this generation is pathetic

flubahogin 7

Monday 6 June 2011 21:42

They have werewolves in Harry Potter...

inlovewithPosey2 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:42

everyone knows that Harry Potter should have won and that Kristen Stewart is more of a man than Robert Pattinson is;)

Franswah 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:46

MTV really doesn't care, twilight prob payed a whole lot of money for that publicity ...

lanbee 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:50

I hate twilight!

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Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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Today, someone burgled my hotel room. As always, I had locked my passport, extra cash, and other valuables in the closet safe, so I thought the losses would be superficial. What a discovery that the safe hadn't been fastened to the closet shelf, so the thief just picked it up and took it home. FML

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Today, I called in sick to my job. I'm already on shaky ground there, but I was honestly sick. I happened to call in during the mandatory departmental meeting. Apparently, I was supposed to go in a half-hour early. I called in thirty minutes late, during a required meeting. FML

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML

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Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML

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Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML

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