There was once a serial killer who only murdered people whose door was unlocked. He saw it as an invitation that they wanted to be killed. You never know who is in your neighbourhood; always lock your doors.

ummmm... TRESPASSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What store? This is mandatory safety equipment for people whose neighbours have children! Edit: This was in response to #40, my bad.

what the heck...why would that seem like a good idea....shouldnt they know thats trespassing or at least a bad thing to do...

I woulda called the cops. Idgaf how old they were, their parents should teach them better. Ding-dong-ditching is one thing, but that's illegal entry.

Sneak up behind them and ask, "Do you want to play a game?" Should just about scar them for life.

Did you at least drop kick them out of your house?

shot gun and rocksalt amen

Breaking and entering. They are stories of people getting shot because they pull stupid stuff like this.

Well if they don't answer three times, they're probably not in. Not that that's a reason to burgle someone!!