By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, two children decided it would be fun to try to ding-dong-ditch me. I never answered the door as I saw them running away. They did it a couple of times before getting bored. That's when they decided it would be fun to come into my house instead. FML
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cinskeep43 15

that's when you meet them with a 12 guage...

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jcast0627 9

I would've shot them dead.

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Respect101 17

Your supposed to shoot them and wound them for cops to show up, not kill them, because then it just points murder at yourself.

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gracehi 31

Shoot children for playing a prank? I'm all for the 2nd amendment (which doesn't apply in the UK BTW) but that seems excessive.

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moonbootz 7

Sat up some fun booby traps like bags full of flower that explode....all in good fun of course. no need to harm them. peace

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flashback_fml 14

And in america thats when they'd get shot

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lexos 16

It's pretty normal to leave the door unlocked where I live. We only lock the door at night or when we leave for a few hours. The majority of the people that I know don't lock the door when the are home

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yuliya_fml 4

Parents these days are too lazy to parent their kids. Any child with the right amount of parenting wouldnt do such a thing. Time to teach those brats about the consequences of trespassing. Tell the parents and if they do it again call the police.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

kids do the darnedest things, no matter the home training.

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yuliya_fml 4

Kids do these kinds of things because they 'didnt know any better'. If they actually had the right amount of parenting, they would've known better.

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iloveanimeshow 6

not true 85. if a kid knows they are going to get an ass whop if they do something wrong you best believe they wont do it and if they still do it then the ass-whoop wasn't given properly

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Brandi_Faith 33

We live in an upscale suburbia neighbourhood in Canada and we still lock the door while we're home during the day. Chances of anyone ever coming in are next to nil but it still just makes us more comfortable.

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ThePols 11

There are worse n words out there. Count yourself lucky.

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RastaZebra 8

I think he's saying OP is lucky they weren't African Americans.

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Zebediabolical 39

People in Canada used to leave their doors unlocked. Until Fat Michael Moore wandered around opening them. Now we close them cuz we don't want him coming in.

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mosquito19 14

that's when you bring out the heavy weapon. super soaker filled with pee.

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Zebediabolical 39

Bonus points if you eat a jar or two of pickled beets and eat a bunch of asparagus before loading the tank.

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