Love, Intimacy and Sex: Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action...

By ailat0107 - 31/05/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

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You deserved it 5 663

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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You deserved it 4 716

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 04:00

Today, my husband and I visited a new bar in our city. It turned out to be a swingers sex club. He asked if we could stay and try it out, even though we were easily the oldest people there by about 30 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 831

You deserved it 176

Alpha male behavior

By Hotdamnthisismyjam - 16/06/2009 00:32 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 256

You deserved it 6 638

By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 189

You deserved it 21 642

By number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 062

You deserved it 4 514

By awkward23 - 12/01/2010 10:26 - United States

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 985

You deserved it 42 526

By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 527

You deserved it 3 256

By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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You deserved it 2 347

Fair Warning

By TheNoseKnows - 16/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, while sitting in a bar, I offered to buy the drunk chick sitting next to me a drink. She was a lot more inebriated than I thought, because she looked at me with bloodshot eyes and cheerfully responded, "There's a rotten smell in my vagina!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 878

You deserved it 2 595

By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 563

You deserved it 243

teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

Lmao, an origami vajayjay?! That's pretty awesome.

narwhalz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:52

Just imagine what he can do with those hands!

Comments

stfuminjakid 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:23

I wanna see the origami ****** o.O

The_Frost 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:26

I have never heard of a group of girls going to a bar and having a problem with picking up a guy. Did you talk to anyone?

ejvlols 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:32

aww man i wish i had an origami vagine. seriously, consider yourself lucky

allseeingeye 0

Monday 1 June 2009 5:33

Maybe you were in the wrong bar.

monkey_around 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:10

makes a good story no matter how off that old dude is for handing out origami vaginas oh and if u want to learn how to make dirty origami theres a book im sure you could google or something called PORNOGAMI lol

24788 6

Monday 1 June 2009 6:12

lol, just wasn't your night.

monkey_around 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:16

hahaha i like how #58 actually stuttered in his long speech LOL though i do agree with that middle paragraph but seriously dude u don't even know those women. don't just make assumptions about their weight and things like that. jeez man! chill :P

mcsnelly 5

Monday 1 June 2009 6:16

that's about the creepiest thing i've heard....did he actually think that might impress anyone?? To all the people calling the OP ugly and fat, you have no idea! Don't just assume that because they weren't hit on all night or had some creep come up to them, that they're gross!! And you also don't know that they were at the bar ONLY to get action. Maybe the OP was just saying that this was the only action they got to make the point that there weren't a bunch of guys coming up to them all night and just one of them happened to be a creep??

Eiotlrd 0

Monday 1 June 2009 6:48

cry me a river!!! it's at least ten times harder to get laid for guys do you ever see posts like? "I've gone to the bar Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and still havn't got laid. FML"