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By ailat0107 - 31/05/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, two of my girlfriends and I went to a bar. The only action any of us got was a 50 year-old man who came up and handed us, "An origami vagina for the pretty ladies." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

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Today, while sitting in a bar, I offered to buy the drunk chick sitting next to me a drink. She was a lot more inebriated than I thought, because she looked at me with bloodshot eyes and cheerfully responded, "There's a rotten smell in my vagina!" FML

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By Anon - 28/01/2019 06:00 - United States - West Jefferson

Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML

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teehee520 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:47

Lmao, an origami vajayjay?! That's pretty awesome.

narwhalz 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 22:52

Just imagine what he can do with those hands!

Comments

BeautyAndBrains 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:40

OMG! EW!

AnotherStranger2 0

Monday 1 June 2009 2:50

An origami ******? ...That is awesome. :D But seriously, YDI... better places than a bar. ...I want to meet that guy. XD He has teh skillz.

FMLwrestler 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:40

Well what did you expect? If you guys are nasty and slutty, and go to a bar looking for "action", then of course guys are naturally going to be turned off. Not to mention, you do this AT A BAR. What are you, some nasty fat alcoholic wino? Eww yeah I probably wouldn't want action from you either! Guys like it when you are turned on by them... we don't like it when you are turned on by every guy in the room, and you take what you can get. Because then in the back of our mind, we never really know if you truly like US for US or not, if if you're just desperate. We also wonder if another guy will come along and you'll be fickle and go with him instead. So if you want to get guys, improve your looks, lose some weight, and most importantly get a better attitude. Go to a bar to have fun, and maybe meet Mr. Right- don't go to a bar "to get action". YDI x infinity

DarkMirror 0

Monday 1 June 2009 3:57

Isn't that pornogami?

bbfan93 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:03

My question is WHY make a paper ******? And WHY would you give it to women? They already have a ****** it's not like they need a paper one.

UncleverName_FYL 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:12

OP YDI for going to a bar when theres 100 guys at the club willing to give you action. guys at bars = watching the game or band & getting smashed guys at clubs= dancing or making moves & getting laid Its very simple girls

Shlizabeth 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:17

It seems like the people at the bar thought you were all lesbians or something, that's the only reason I could think of a man walking up to 3 women and instead of hitting on them, giving them an origami vajay. Maybe next time just try to mingle more? FYL though, that really sucks.

FeelYaFallinAway 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:34

That's creepy

Naheelawhatwhat 0

Monday 1 June 2009 4:43

quit your bitchin please......it's not the end of the world if you don't get hit on with guys at bars....they're only good for a good lay anyways....no long term relationship potential there.