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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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Awkward small talk

By I Feel Horrible - 20/07/2014 17:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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Bad timing

By anonymous - 26/06/2016 03:50 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By NewFiancee - 11/08/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I went out for dinner with my parents where they asked me if I was still dating my boyfriend so I answered no. They quickly responded by saying, "Oh so you finally got rid of that douchebag? It's not like he was getting anywhere in life anyways." I answered no because he's my fiancé now. FML

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By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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Talk about not getting the picture…

By Anonymous - 28/02/2017 19:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally worked up the courage to break up with my boyfriend. His parents weren't able to pick him up for 5 hours. I ended up taking him to a movie to kill time and end on a positive note, but now he thinks we're cool and back on track. FML

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Mixed signals

By Brianna Michelle Ferrell - 21/09/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML

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ninety 25

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:26

If you wanted to break up wouldn't you already have a reason without having to create one?

emmingle 24

Saturday 8 February 2014 5:29

Way to lead him on...

Comments

JonnyBurnard 7

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:16

Well that escalated quickly

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:24

Just end it plan and simple...

thelittlemissy 29

Saturday 8 February 2014 8:31

Dumping someone because your parents don't like the person is a lame excuse also. YDI op.

cchuckcloninger 5

Saturday 8 February 2014 9:03

Inviting someone to meet your parents is what you do when you want the relationship to deepen not disappear. I cannot comprehend your logic here?

Larsh 4

Saturday 8 February 2014 9:32

Just break up. Be clear about it and you'll both be better off in the long run.

DeeTrain420 11

Saturday 8 February 2014 9:46

That's what you get for playing childish games. then you wonder why guys shit on you! I hope he realizes what type of female you really are and dumps you without any word

ForbiddenDestiny 20

Saturday 8 February 2014 10:01

Why haven't you left him already? If you don't like him, leave. Simple. You do t need to create problems, you must already have a reason to leave him?

heartsoflions 16

Saturday 8 February 2014 10:28

you wanted to break up with him so you invited him to dinner with your parents? uh what.

Metthew 15

Saturday 8 February 2014 11:56

What?! You wanted to break up with him, but needed an excuse?? So you wanted to use your parents?? Why not just break up with him, because, you know - you wanted to?? Own up to being a goddamn grown-up, already.