Intimacy: Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months,...

By failatboys - 14/06/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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Circular

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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WicketSteve 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:08

He is a good Catholic boy, then.

Chvdl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:47

At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.

Comments

chocolatebear99 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:23

a lot of the girls i know want a gay friend, looks like u just found yours =]

Colby_Colbert 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:30

No surprise there

mrose57 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:30

That's not your fault - FHL for hiding behind religion and not being honest. FYL for having to find out at your senior prom. It's supposed to be memorable in a GOOD way.

justmyluck1212 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:30

haha there's nothing like a religious hypocrite

wreckedurday 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 14:41

So i take it ur single now? I'll be over at 6...JK

scarletlily_fml 3

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:04

I laughed. Sorry.

Natscage 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:07

Let's pray he doesn't become a priest!

darkmis1 17

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:08

I'm calling a fake on this one-all the high schools already graduated-the proms were all in may.

BAbyR 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:09

gay guys are really sexy.(well some) and you deserve it

o76923 8

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:18

Stop lying to all of us, you didn't have a crush on him for months. You thought he was hot and only thought about banging him. If you actually had a crush on him, you'd have paid enough attention to know that he plays for the other team. YDI for having a crush on a guy for months without finding out something as basic as eye color.