Intimacy: Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months,...

By failatboys - 14/06/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, was my senior prom. I've had a crush on my date for months, but after many attempts at grinding with him and sexy seduction, he rejected me saying he was a good Catholic boy. I later found out that not only is he in touch with his religion, but intimately in touch with other boys. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 06:00 - Sweden - Varberg

Today, I went to prom with my two friends. I was ditched by my prom date because he had “other plans.” The weird thing is that when we got to the prom location, I saw him with another date. FML

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By UniGrad2019 - 26/01/2016 04:54 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 07/07/2016 18:37 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally decided to accept a date proposal from a guy who's had a crush on me for years. I got into his car, and it smelled strongly of my middle school perfume. I went into his bedroom and saw my middle school class photos hanging everywhere. Let's just say I ran home that night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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Faithfull

By Anonymous - 20/09/2023 00:02

Today, my date walked out on me after I told him I was devout in my beliefs, including saving myself until marriage. Apparently, meeting me at Sunday services didn’t twig him to my faith, and he actually thought religious girls were all secret sluts like in the pornos. FML

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By mavrick127 - 29/09/2016 14:21 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I finally had the chance to have sex with my crush. Too bad I couldn't get an erection. FML

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The old switcheroo

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 18/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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Circular

By Anonymous - 26/06/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 20:25 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML

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WicketSteve 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:08

He is a good Catholic boy, then.

Chvdl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 12:47

At least it's not your fault when he's gay. In my opinion it would have been worse if you saw him being in touch with other girls.

Comments

twilax101 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:19

#39- these FML's do sometimes take to be moderated. And some high schools might be different. So why dont you do us all a favor and shut the hell up? thank you.

mydogsmellsgood 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:19

Wait a minute. Because a young man is in touch with his religion and didn't want to do you after you grinded him like a huge ****, he's gay? That's a really big leap. You sound like a bitter girl who likes to spread rumors when she doesn't get her way. If this young man took you to prom, he obviously had some interest in you. You are selfish and vindictive. YDI!

sharkshaveteeth 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:21

Every Catholic Church that I have been to has been full of hypocrite's # 32. I was raised Catholic and all that they did was preach about what you couldn't do or you would be sent to hell, but them turn around and say that God loves and accepts you no matter what. WTF?

rygy481 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:30

Yeah... Religion can do things to you

pikL3bOi 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:31

I'm pretty sure u aren't alowd to b gay in cathlocism either for those of u satin good ol Catholics

emcue786 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 15:34

#36, thats not true. A lot of high schools around my area are still having their proms, my cuzins hs is on the 20th. Dont be too ignorant

baristalbc 18

Thursday 28 November 2013 3:21

Is he still single? Available?

CougeeSwagg 19

Friday 30 May 2014 1:51

It happens

keelyjonesxoxo 3

Tuesday 24 June 2014 19:36

Why did you not know that about him, like you said in the comment you 'knew him' so how did you not know he was gay? This is a genuine comment and not hating you.