Animals: Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated...

By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By Chuffy - 01/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Loveland

Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 22:54 - Australia

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

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By Man vs. Spider - 28/02/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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Sazula 2

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:04

This is why I use plastic trees...

jen_jen 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:00

Creepy! More like halloween now..

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TiniMartini 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 17:38

and this is why we have a fake tree

LaVelle 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:21

Jesus Christ! Whoever sold you that tree should definitely have to give you a refund, PLUS any extermination fees you might end up having to pay. Unless you chopped it down yourselves, in which case, probably should have checked it.

lizzilla8297 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:05

ewwwwwwww! I love spiders, but not all over my living room! duccihdtgbnjd! yuk. your house will never be clean again.

Spider123456789 6

Saturday 18 December 2010 21:43

Spiders are awesome. YDI for thinking its a bad thing.

iSolDyourSouL 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:24

FYL! If that happened to me, I'd go stay at a friend's house and send a haz-mat team to eradicate the house of all spiders. Creepyyy :/

legojud 5

Monday 28 November 2011 12:50

My mom would freak out :P

Kk_Waylen24 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 23:45

Oh ny goodness I wouldn't even sleep there!

LarissaT18 18

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:49

I hate when people assume they're ur kids just because you're with them. People give me weird looks all the time if I'm walking around the store with my little sisters.

DontSaveMe 16

Monday 1 July 2013 17:32

Merry Christmas indeed...

karatepasta 4

Wednesday 14 August 2013 21:14

That happened to my neighbors. We woke up on Christmas Day and when we looked out the window we saw their Christmas tree, decorations and all, fly out their front door because there was a family of spiders living in it.