Animals: Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated...

By Worsttreeever - 05/12/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

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By Halloweenie - 16/10/2009 08:44 - United States

Today, I took a box of Halloween decorations down from the attic. Inside, were a bunch of fake spiders. I emptied the box onto the floor and the "fake" spiders crawled all over the living room in opposite directions. FML

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By wjones - 15/12/2009 15:06 - United States

Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year old guy. FML

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By shaggyberaddy - 05/01/2018 05:00

Today, I spent 15 minutes trying to get my cat out of our seven-foot Christmas tree. Once he was done, he tore about the house and broke the nativity scene, beheading baby Jesus and a wise man in the process. The tree is fucked. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

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By Project-Mayhem - 02/12/2009 10:57 - United States

Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML

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By Chuffy - 01/12/2012 06:01 - United States - Loveland

Today, I followed my neighbor's advice and sprayed Sprite on my Christmas tree because it will "make it live longer." I just came downstairs to find my Christmas tree covered in ants. FML

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By anonymous - 27/11/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2012 22:54 - Australia

Today, while trying to take my Christmas tree down, I learned that at some point during the last few weeks, it became home to a colony of green ants. I'm now covered in bites and terrified to go anywhere near it. FML

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By Man vs. Spider - 28/02/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, my house was the only house left that still had its Christmas lights up, so I decided to take them down. Almost done, my fingers brushed over a spiderweb. Startled, I jumped off the ladder and broke my shoulder. Oh, and the spider still managed to stay on my hand, giving me a panic attack. FML

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Sazula 2

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:04

This is why I use plastic trees...

jen_jen 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 13:00

Creepy! More like halloween now..

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leaps5879 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:01

That is why I have fake tree. Gross!! I wouldn't be able to live in my house if that happened to me.

ziqi92 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:03

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! omg, i'd run away from the house as far as possible. i got shivers just reading this! (i'm arachnophobic)

megaheartx 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 23:56

you deserve it. i still don't understand why anyone would ever use a real tree.

Stoj_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:18

Some people like to be traditional. They probably wonder why anyone uses plastic trees. It's a matter of preference.

horse_lvr96 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:01

lol ppl there just spiderz, and mi cuzn id TOTALLY ARACHNOPHOBIC!!!!

hijkl00 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:22

I am no grammar nazi, but I honestly have no idea what you just said. Please learn to spell.

Tequilamockngbrd 7

Sunday 6 December 2009 3:23

"Lol people, they're just spiders. My cousin is TOTALLY ARACHNOPHOBIC!" There you go. :]

musicislife1995_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:31

well done for petrifying everyone about buying their tree ;) that can be your next fml.

42billybob 5

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:07

don't worry, they'll mostly eat each other by Christmas morning. plus they'll eat other things in your house.

LemonFairy 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 4:37

Sounds like Aragog isn't really dead or Mosag found herself a new partner...

Raecheezy 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 6:45

win

Ski_flyir 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:46

That must be major buzzkill, knowing that it's December and all.

f_my_life_reader 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 5:58

omgomgomgomg! i would totally HATE that cuz i am totally arachnaphobic! the smallest spider could freak me out soo much! i would bnever step foot in that house again if that happened to me! ewwwww! :(