By SonOfaSpy - 18/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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ariannaimelda 7

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

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elboon 0

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Oh shit, the government has been following him all along, watching his every move...they anticipated this. No where is safe. O.O

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foilindo 0

Hahahahahaha. is he paranoid or what?! and ignorant too. :-/

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MsSoulReaper 27

Why are people so paranoid? They must have a guilty conscience.

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PB4UGAME 8

Or, you know, the genetic disorder of paranoid schizophrenia, which is characterized exactly as this neighbor is described.

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dudeitsdanny 9

That's when you start talking to him with a Russian accent, since paranoid people usually think it's a foreign spy.. And Russian spies never get old ;] You can also start asking strange questions that might make him think it's true. See who moves out first =D

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SmallTownCutie 0

I hope they make that into a movie someday.

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SmallTownCutie 0

Or a game show.

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raider27 7

Haha reminds me of the paranoid time travel guy from Rob & Big

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Sounds like a tweaker to me. You probably should keep an eye on him, mostly for the safety of your family. Tweakers are notoriously unpredictable, and therefore untrustworthy.

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geeksaresexy 18

I don't know why they don't go to the police.. The neighbour is harassing them and if he is a tweaker they could probably get him arrested..

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Probable cause and the amount of time it takes for a judge to sign a search warrant that isn't considered "at risk" tends to be more of an obstacle. Most judges won't even sign a warrant unless they've had hours to deliberate on a specific suspect with a copious amount of "evidence". The United States legal system is ******, basically.

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Mirorbo 26

I believe there's a fine line between paranoia and insanity. Your neighbor seems to be sitting upon that line.

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geeksaresexy 18

I would say he's very firmly on the insane side tbh..

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hotchicklover 0

yeah jus kidnap him and anal probe him that the aliens can track and take him when ever. or jus shoot hom

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hwp123 0

ask him about 2012 I'll bet he will freak!

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