Miscellaneous: Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling...

By SonOfaSpy - 18/07/2011 01:51 - United States

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

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By homeless - 14/12/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I got home from work to find an eviction notice taped to my door, stating that I was a nuisance and had 30 days to vacate the property. I live at home with my parents. FML

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Leave me alone

By MIB - 13/07/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I awoke to banging at my door. It was my neighbor, accusing me of stealing her mail to spy on her, because apparently she thinks I must be some sort of secret agent. The cops don't believe me when I call, and she won't go away. FML

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You deserved it 2 825

Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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You deserved it 3 175

By Adopted - 14/06/2016 21:22

Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML

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Home to roost

By Anonymous - 10/04/2021 00:30

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling several people that my fiancé and I will be moving into her house for the foreseeable future. All because we're moving to a city close by for jobs and are still searching for housing. I found this out from several of the people she told. FML

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You deserved it 135

By Lulu - 05/12/2013 23:39 - United States - Imperial

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

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By WhitneyHouston - 06/07/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and left a note that said "Please stop singing in the shower. You're terrible, and everyone in the building can hear you." FML

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By pigtails - 16/01/2013 12:21 - United Kingdom - Thetford

Today, management told me that I couldn't have a doorbell on my door. How did they get my attention to tell me this? By ringing my doorbell. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

He knows too much. Dispose of him quickly.

elboon 0

Monday 18 July 2011 8:56

Crazy guy. Go along with it just for the hell of it. :P

Comments

Mekeritrig 15

Monday 18 July 2011 9:10

Tell him he's not important.

BaconDave 12

Monday 18 July 2011 9:10

I think you meant "DirecTV"

Schnyduh 4

Monday 18 July 2011 9:13

some people are so stupid lol

FloridaStateChic 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:15

That's totally normal.

sheethapins 13

Monday 18 July 2011 9:18

Invest in binoculars, cigars, camo, and dark shades. Put a note on his door asking, "where are they?" Hide behind some bushes and wait. This may turn out to be the best summer ever.

Anglwrfish 17

Monday 18 July 2011 10:02

Yes, that might be funny for the five minutes it takes the guy to panic and get his gun.

mynameis1339 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:18

Well play along and say that if you keep blackmailing us we will send you to Guantanamo bay.

sheethapins 13

Monday 18 July 2011 9:21

There he can enjoy a **** meat sandwich.

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 18 July 2011 9:52

I would build up to GTMO. Threaten little stuff for a while.

saraheve1188 5

Monday 18 July 2011 9:21

Make a bunch of annoying Dish telemarketers call him up.

kennedyboopants 1

Monday 18 July 2011 9:24

maybe he's the spy? hm..,

NomadicFlo 4

Monday 18 July 2011 17:54

mmmmmmmm

knocking 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:32

Maybe the government should be watching him. He might be paranoid for a reason. Maybe he has a collection of human spleens in his freezer. Maybe he is trying to genetically engineer super-duper cockroaches, and he is going to train them to take over the world! Or maybe he's yet another crazy person that needs to be locked in a nice padded room far away from society. You better get your mom to investigate this further OP.