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LOL- he was telling the truth, but I think his hand was cold and he placed it between his legs. So instead of you thinking he is a perv, he was trying to tell you he is warming his hands. Maybe he wanted to know if you wanted to warm your hands, as well!
Well… they are.
Epic!
You should casually say to him next time "I hear there is a really cool club in your ass. you should poke your head in and check it out."
Creeper!
Semester? Does that mean your in college? Why would you have assigned seats in college?
Op can be in high school and that will explain the assign seats. I'm in high school and we have semesters. Each semester is a half credit in a year long class
he is also biologically incorrect. balls hang lower than the rest of the body to keep then 2 degrees celsius cooler. so he is dumb and a pervert.
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Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.
Run. Now. Or ask to be moved. Practically beg. Your choice.