By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well... they are not. they are usually a couple of degrees colder to keep errors during sperm production down. Tell him he messes up his sperm by warming the balls with his hands.

Run. Now. Or ask to be moved. Practically beg. Your choice.

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svii 1

I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing... :D Write us next time about him... I can sense there will be more.

It's funny because they are not. They're actually probably the coolest so the body hear doesn't kill the sperm.

doglover100 28

Honestly in this case I would ask to be allowed to move, and explain to the teacher what the kid said. That's really ******* nasty...explain that you're unable to concentrate on your work because of his inappropriate behavior.