Work: Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never...

By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, one of my co-workers invited me to a cookout at her house with some other people from my new job. She said to wear my suit. Assuming she had a pool, I showed up in a bikini, only to find everyone else wearing business attire and staring at me like I had lost my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2014 21:20 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Joel - 02/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my company was throwing a work picnic. When i showed up, I realized that it had been planned months ago and I wasn't supposed to find out. The entire restaurant was there greeting me with faces of utter shock. Nothing says 'you suck' more than being 'that guy' at your job. FML

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Suck up

By Anonymous - 22/08/2015 06:58 - United States - Cadillac

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML

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First day

By notsogoodtrainee - 09/07/2015 17:02 - United States - Fargo

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around a corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced himself to me as the head manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 01:50 - United States

Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML

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Quick thinking

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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TweetAnne 13

Friday 31 May 2013 9:52

You should of research / google the restaurant before going, or asked someone if it was casual or business casual dress.

kAPISH 29

Friday 31 May 2013 9:51

Star wars is fancy. So I don't see the problem.

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zzriel 12

Friday 31 May 2013 10:08

May the force be with you next time

Jazzalyn 10

Friday 31 May 2013 10:20

Although I'm wondering if OPs workplace is some crazy place where people just dress really casually therefore making her think that maybe the place they were going to for dinner would be too, she still should have looked it up.

sikunt89_fml 16

Friday 31 May 2013 10:34

Ha.. I woulndt wear a star wars shirt in any kind of place.

kurodansei 16

Friday 31 May 2013 10:35

*waves hand* This is not the attire you're looking for. Situatuons like this is why I always keep a monocle in my back pocket. Instant Classy. Though the monocle is the reason I wear stab resistant underwear.

fairgirl99 8

Friday 31 May 2013 10:42

There is what we call yelp... You should have look that up, so YDI for this one.

fairgirl99 8

Friday 31 May 2013 10:45

Well so what happen afterward?

perdix 29

Friday 31 May 2013 10:48

What impression were you trying to make with that outfit anyways? If you've got a good body, you might give off that "hot nerd" vibe ;)

B0nb0N09 12

Friday 31 May 2013 11:07

Whyyy would you wear shorts and a Star Wars tshirt to ANY restaurant

PhotoSmith 25

Friday 31 May 2013 11:22

Maybe a fast food chain like McDonald's, the Walmart of fast food.

n4ture 20

Friday 31 May 2013 11:10

YDI for not searching the restaurant up.

perdix 29

Friday 31 May 2013 11:18

I remember the first after work TGIF get-together I had when I started a new job. It was my first week, so I showed up in a kilt with ice skates and my "Makin' Bacon" t-shirt. I got a promotion on Monday.

Welshite 39

Friday 31 May 2013 11:24

You got the promotion because your boss was traumatized. He felt the only way to preserve his sanity was to increase your salary so that you could purchase normal clothes.

perdix 29

Friday 31 May 2013 11:55

#28, it worked, because with the extra money, I was able to buy a codpiece, ski boots and the rhinestone-encrusted version of the "Makin' Bacon" T-shirt that's infused with bacon scent. It's good to live like classy rich folk.