Work: Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had...

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 14:29 - United States - Worcester

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2024 16:00 - New Zealand

Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML

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By greeter - 18/10/2016 06:49 - Canada - Willow Grove

Today, my class had a very important meeting about workplace safety. I thought I led some of my classmates to the meeting very well, until they informed me that I accidentally ran a red light on the way there. They brought this infraction up during the class every chance they got. FML

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By ConstructionLady - 13/11/2012 06:49 - United States

Today, I was conducting a meeting regarding safety concerns on my field site. While I made a comment, a client rep yelled out that women don't know construction, and that I should be acting like a proper secretary and should get my boss. I'm the Construction Manager. FML

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It's a coup!

By everythingWASperfect - 13/11/2010 14:43 - Canada

Today, at work, I accidentally walked into a meeting at which the whole company was there but me. The meeting was about how they could legally fire me while paying as little severance as possible. I'm the CEO and the founder of the company. FML

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Cutting corners

By Anonymous - 07/06/2021 06:01

Today, we can finally order badly needed safety gear for my crew. My boss flipped his shit, demanding that I "stop bringing it up, it's annoying" for doing my damndest to keep up with industry standards. I was brought to tears for literally doing my job, with no "peers" to back me, since I'm an HR department of one. FML

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The blame game

By unemployed - 20/04/2013 00:16 - El Salvador - San Salvador

Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML

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By lowly worker - 08/04/2017 18:00

Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML

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By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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By cam96 - 15/10/2017 13:00

Today, I woke up early and rushed to work to get to our first weekly safety meeting. I was the only one that remembered. FML

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Cutting corners

By HALIFAAA - 28/12/2014 13:56 - Germany - Braunschweig

Today, my boss sent me a Word document that he wanted me to make into a PowerPoint presentation for him. It was a set of proposals for the board of directors about cost-saving options. The third option was to eliminate my position in the company. FML

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gc327072 30

Friday 18 October 2013 18:52

Genius! We could solve all world problems this way! Poverty in Africa: Stop being poor! Terrorism: Stop being violent! Brilliant stuff, OP. This shit's gonna change the world. Hope you took notes!

onealmxwilson 18

Friday 18 October 2013 18:43

I can only imagine that a lot of accidents have happened for them to have a presentation about it. Sounds like unsafe working conditions.

Comments

gracehi 31

Friday 18 October 2013 19:12

Yeah, I try to discourage my subordinates from getting decapitated by a helicopter rotor. There's so much paperwork to fill out when it happens. It's such a hassle.

Fitzinator1995 13

Friday 18 October 2013 19:16

wow, cheap motherfuckers

jerryj 27

Friday 18 October 2013 20:13

Yeah, damn them! We need more companies that encourage their employees to get injured!

imbedderdenu 23

Friday 18 October 2013 19:16

welp... its true! lol such is my friend. so stop trying to hurt yourself! ;) you're so selfish! :)~

Dthsapprntc 23

Friday 18 October 2013 19:18

"Stop getting hurt, it costs us to much money." Power point presentation brought to you by the people that gave you; "Report every incident, even the smallest papercut, to management imediately."

Shmatterhorn 38

Friday 18 October 2013 22:58

As long as they happen on the job. Otherwise you're on your own.

kenoswild 14

Friday 18 October 2013 19:30

Was the presentation done by Homer Simpson?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 18 October 2013 21:43

Nope, by Montgomery Burns

sarcasticlover 30

Friday 18 October 2013 19:33

that's called coming straight to the point!

PandaBurst 10

Friday 18 October 2013 19:39

Well ya. It's kinda selfish of you guys to get hurt on the job. C'mon, just be perfect and never make a mistake. That's not hard now is it? You're costing them too much money!